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Despite his abnormally strong immune systems best efforts, Jaskier somehow managed to catch something while on a contract with Geralt
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a whumptober fic that took me entirely too long to write
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Jophiel loved spending time with Azazel. There was no point in trying to justify the reasoning anymore—he hadn’t done that in centuries. It wasn’t for intel or just to keep an eye out. It was simply because he liked Azazel’s company. And it was nights like tonight that had him smiling without a care. Just him, a nice glass of red, and Azazel. It was truly the best way to spend the night.
Was being the key word, the lovely night suddenly interrupted.or
Jophiel finds out what made Azazel Fall (and who it was he Fell for).
[Jophiel's POV]Series
- Part 2 of hallowed be thy name
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Oh, how Azazel lived for simple nights like tonight. Perfectly clear skies, moonlight shining through the windows. He and Jophiel lazily drinking in the back of his shop, just talking about whatever came to mind, both able to let their guards down. It was his favorite way to pass the time between assignments. It was nice. It was perfect.
He really shouldn’t have been surprised when it didn’t last. He was used to things not going his way, after all.or
Jophiel finds out what made Azazel Fall (and who it was he Fell for).
[Azazel's POV]Series
- Part 1 of hallowed be thy name
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Aziraphale fantasized about kissing Crowley, he couldn’t deny it. He thought of different scenarios: of dancing in the bookshop, of soft looks at the Ritz, of long walks in St. James’ Park. They all ended the same—with one of them finally confessing, finally saying the words neither of them ever dared to speak, let alone dared to believe to be true.
None of his fantasies were like this.or
Aziraphale says no to the Metatron's offer
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"Ughh—I just had the blasted thing!" Jophiel snapped, stomping around the shop and looking under chairs. "It's a heavenly phone! How is it even possible to lose it?"
Azazel was on the other side of the shop, looking around the floor for the missing device. "You're guess is as good as mine, dear."or
Azazel sees the picture Jophiel has as their contact photo.
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Skipping in the sun by Kaz_Langston
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
12 Apr 2026
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Jaskier's campaign to remake Geralt's, and by extension all witchers', reputation through song is targeting a new and younger audience.
Short and fluffy and a tiny bit sappy.
Bookmarked by RitzWrites
13 Apr 2026
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The cutest damn fic ive read in my life 😭😭
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To Begin And End, To Begin Again by theskycompass for More_familiar_wilds
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
01 Oct 2020
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After the mountain Jaskier seeks a new beginning and a good night's rest. Both elude him. Geralt seeks his bard.
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Should Have Stayed at Home by aravenwood
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
02 Oct 2021
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"Geralt! Fucking kill it already!"
He was barely able to finish his cry before the tentacle tightened around his throat like a slick, rancid noose, and what little oxygen he was able to take in was abruptly cut off.
Written for the Whumptober 2021, for the prompt "choking".
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- Part 2 of Whumptober 2021
- Part 1 of Should Have Stayed at Home
Bookmarked by RitzWrites
10 Mar 2026
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Five Thousand Days Of Summer by Eariel
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
07 Dec 2025
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5 times Geralt tried to figure out who Jaskier’s love poetry was about, and one time he did
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He read some other bits from the book on his way to Kaer Morhen. Maybe because the Path was too silent without Jaskier’s constant chatter or because he secretly hoped to find some proof of the bard’s bullshit.
The fresh ink on the endpaper said in wavy cursive:
“Dear Eskel,
Knowing that my words have touched the heart of a discerning reader such as yourself fills me with joy. And your brother knows nothing! I did mean every word of this book.
Have a warm winter,
Dandelion”
Geralt smiled and flipped the page to the dedication he’d never noticed before.
"To my Beloved, who will never read these words." -
Wrong place, wrong time by Callmepapi
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
26 Feb 2021
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Perhaps this was it? The end of Jaskier the bard, lost the fight to a beautiful brown bear, devoured alive.
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28 Nov 2025