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    Jason was minding his own business, building up towards his plan of teaching a certain rich asshole billionaire a lesson when another rich asshole billionaire starts distracting him. Jason doesn't understand what he's doing to attract all these bastards.

    Fills the BW366 day 317 prompt "rocket"

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    22 Nov 2025

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    “Okay, heartbreaker,” he says, “how much to put the tires back on the car?”

    Jason rolls his eyes and gestures at him with the lug wrench. “Why don’t I just beat you up and steal your money? Is this the first time you’ve been to a bad part of town? Don’t show me your wallet, asshole. Come on.”

    The man heaves a heavy, aggrieved sigh and starts pulling out bills. “Five hundred?” He tries. “Six? We can go to an ATM.”

    “You are mugging yourself,” Jason says, oddly impressed. “Holy shit.”

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    22 Nov 2025

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    Harry Potter has a ghost in his head. It speaks in Russian, goes silent for weeks at a time and he has no idea how it got there. He’s going to try and talk to it. It is, after all, his ghost. And now more than ever he could use a friend.

    The Winter Soldier has a ghost in his head. It speaks in English, never shuts up and he has no idea how it got there. He doesn’t mind the ghost. It is, after all, his ghost. And it wants to know how to hotwire a car.

    “You know what, what do I know? I’m just a guy with a gun and a ghost in my head.”

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    12 May 2024

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    <3 <3 <3 new otp

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    Shen Qingqiu has accepted that yes, this is a novel. And yes, it is going to have stupid plot points that he can (probably) do nothing about. His inevitable, horrible fate is his most probable future - but hey, it's at least a ways off yet, right?

    A Stallion novel has stupid tropes, but he's 100% - no, 1000% sure, that these aren't in the standard package.

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    10 Apr 2024

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    SYSTEM = greatest enemy

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    “Shizun said I made you feel so good,” Luo Binghe says, “that I could fuck you any time I wanted.”

    Liu Qingge stops breathing for a second.

    “What,” he blurts out.

    Shen Qingqiu could tell he’d been into it?!

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    30 Mar 2024

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Yeah baby