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"Did you know my middle name was Alex?"
Tommy looked over at his cousin questioningly.
"What brought this up?"
"Not Alexander, specifically Alex. Techno Alex Espada. My full legal name. Mom never told anyone why that was my middle name, before she disappeared."
Tommy was getting concerned, not that he'd admit it, but Techno looked so sad, staring off into the sunset, his arm cradled close to his side from phantom pains from some injury no one could remember. His leg had been a bit weak that day too, and he seemed... almost like he was mourning.
"What brought this up, Techno?"
He shrugged. "It just... felt important, that's all."
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So I couldn't get this idea out of my head about how the song "Show Yourself" from Frozen 2 (fight me) could work for Xisuma, and a while later I finally wrote it.
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"Welcome to a new user experience! You have triggered this interface with the keywords, ‘Stupid game! Stupid devs! I want my f*****g money back!’ You are now bound to the character Tartaglia, the Eleventh Harbinger of the Fatui, codename: Childe! We hope you have an enjoyable user experience and we welcome you once again to Genshin Impact 2.0!”
Those are some of the first words Ajax, starving college student extraordinaire, has the misfortune of hearing upon waking up in a brave new world from what he's fairly sure is a very fatal accident involving water and a shit ton of electricity.
Okay, so he's not dead. That's good. But what's this about him being stuck playing the character Tartaglia? Tartaglia, as in the no-good, one-dimensional, cartoonish villain who met his untimely, gruesome death in the first act of the original game?
Forget this. Like hell Ajax is going to share that fate.
And so begins one man's journey to save himself from his awful destiny.
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25 Feb 2026
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Unruly Magics by Anonymous
Fandom Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
30 Aug 2024
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Where a great singing of Angels and boiling of seas and blowing of trumpets had been prepared to sound for the beginning of an Apocolypse, the fanfare for Crowley and Aziraphale's immortal lives taking an abrupt nosedive into a new brand of lunacy had been far quieter. In fact, it hadn't really been fanfare at all. After all, in comparison to an aborted apocalypse, how much trouble can Harry Potter be?
Aziraphale and Crowley are mistaken as Witches and invited to Hogwarts as professors. On the way, they decide to adopt a child, break several magical laws, and make a handful of enemies, both mortal and not.
(In the process of being rewritten.)
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Bookmarked by RunicMelody
19 Jun 2021

