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  1. Public Bookmark 65

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    “So…” He starts, unreasonably curious. “Are you, like, a fertility Plant, or—”

    “Oh my god, shut up.” Vash groans. “I’m not telling you anything else. I just—things are different for me. Here. I don’t even know. I’m like,” he presses his forehead into Nicholas, “going insane.”

    Nicholas rubs his hand down Vash’s back. “Can I help somehow?”

    “You can die.”

    After stumbling upon a geo plant, Nicholas learns several things about Vash in quick succession. Namely, the reason for that sweet, floral scent that drives him crazy.

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    15 Jan 2026

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    Holy shit gorgeous and beautiful!!!

  2. Public Bookmark 28

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    It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of good fortune, must be in want of an aggravating, argumentative, gorgeous man to make his wife.

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    17 Dec 2024

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    Oh my god this is pure magic

  3. Rec *

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    Don and Kathy would move in together. They would have a dog or two and then inevitably, a small parade of adorable little brats who would call him Uncle Cosmo, and they would spend less and less time with him, not on purpose but busy with the rest of their lives, and ultimately Cosmo would learn to make his peace with it because he’d have no other choice and he would have to try to move on and not live too much in his memories. He could picture it so clearly, he figured if the songwriting gig with Monumental didn’t pan out, he could always return to the backwater circuit with a new act: The Amazing Cosmo of the Cosmos—ladies and gentlemen, he sees the future, he reads the stars, he silently pines for his best married pal and all the while tap dancing!

    Don and Kathy inviting him along on their honeymoon, though—that part was a surprise.

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    02 Jan 2024

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    AAAAAAAAAAAAA MY CHILDHOOD OTP

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    A week ago, Nicholas got a cutely-worded, fumbling email from some guy asking if he was taking on new subs. Then, a date was set.

    It takes Vash five whole minutes to knock on the door, and as soon as it opens, one thing becomes apparently clear.

    “Vash, I presume?” Nicholas asks.

    “T-that’s me!” Vash manages.

    Oh, Nicholas knows this is going to be fun.

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    25 Jul 2023

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    I love a this!!!

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    Jaskier was kidnapped by Cat witchers, mutated and trained into the perfect sex slave. He comes into Geralt's possession completely by accident and Geralt swears that he would never take advantage of Jaskier that way... except that somewhere in the midst of all the mutations done to him, Jaskier's body has stopped craving sex and starts needing it. When he begs that beautifully, when he smells that tantalizing, there's really no choice but for Geralt to give Jaskier everything he wants.

    (AKA, the sex slave fic where everyone tries really hard to treat Jaskier like a person instead of a sex slave. 50/50 hurt/comfort, porn literally everywhere, a mashup of all your favorite horny tropes, eventual witchersexual Jaskier.... and a fuckton of feelings. This author is Soft As Fuck.)

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    11 Mar 2023

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    Adorable? Can a fic about a modified sex slave be adorable? Hell yeah it can