Sammmuel
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Nott: Draco stop grinning before I throw my ink at your oh so perfect hair.
Malfoy: You wouldn't dare.
Nott: Try me.
Davis: Fight. Fight. Fight.
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Finnegan: What are you on about, Potter?
Potter-Evans: One, what the fuck? I thought we were all on a first-name basis in Gryffindor
Potter-Evans: Two, did I misread the situation, or are you not dating Dean
Finnegan: I'M NOT??
Thomas: YOU AREN'T?!
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The fluffy and cracky HP chatfic that wormed its way into my brain and won't pay rent.
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This isn't Empires! Where are we?? by Sammmuel
Fandoms: Empires SMP, 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
12 May 2025
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*UNDER EDIT AND REVIEW!! NOT DISCONTINUED*
"G-Gem are you sure this is the right spell?"
"Do you trust me or not?!"
"I don't trust the magic circle that's floating above our heads!"
"You two save your sibling quarrel for when we're out of Xornoth's reach!"
was the last thing Pix managed to shout, before the emperors heard something loud crash outside their makeshift dome of obsidian-
"I got a connection!"
________________________"Look, I'm all for bondage but this seems a little too excessive doesn't it?"
"Scott, not the time!"
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If my life flashes before my eyes, will you be my final view? by Sammmuel
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP
05 Apr 2025
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Gem wondered how one's life flashing before their eyes could possibly work. It just didn't make sense. So when she gets the chance to have her question answered, she jumps at the opportunity.
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Fanatic's Lucky Gamble by whenut
Fandoms: House Builder Gang SMP | HBG SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Minecraft Speedrunning (MCSR)
16 Feb 2026
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Evbo's wish came true, to finally be able to talk to Feinberg. And ontop of that, the possibility of having him as his coach was even on the cards, but how will the drafting go? Will it go to his favor, or would it take a drastic turn?
Surely, The Wheel's decision won't be a harsh slap of reality.
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16 Feb 2026
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Who’s Afraid of Little Old Me? (you should be) by Snoweylily
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
13 Feb 2026
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“No post on Sundays” Uncle Vernon announced happily, “No damn letters today-”
Something came whizzing down the kitchen chimney as he spoke and caught him sharply on the back of the head. The next moment, thirty or forty letters came pelting out of the fireplace like bullets.
“That does it!” he snapped, his beady little eyes focused solely on Harry, “It’s you that they want. And they won’t stop coming after us until you’re… gone”.
Harry didn't like the sound of that.
“But Vernon, we can’t! You heard what that- that despicable old man told us!”
“Don’t worry, pet” Vernon said, his nasty grin triumphant, “I’ll leave him someplace so far away that those freaks will never trace him back to us. There’s an institute up north, for these- these hopeless cases and whatnot - St Brutus's Secure Centre for Boys. I’ll leave him there, and then we can get back to our nice, normal life”.Or, the one where Harry doesn't attend Hogwarts in first year but finds his way to the wizarding world anyway, and this changes everything.
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Welcome to Demon School, Alice-kun! by Alittlwweirdo
Fandoms: 魔入りました! 入間くん | Mairimashita! Iruma-kun | Welcome to Demon School! Iruma-kun (Manga), 魔入りました! 入間くん | Mairimashita! Iruma-kun | Welcome to Demon School! Iruma-kun (Anime)
07 Feb 2026
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Alice was, what could be considered, a yes-man.
He completed whatever task he was assigned, and with great pride, as a result, he could not decline a request.
But one morning, while working with his worst nightmare, he suddenly gets swiped away, by a tall, very pink demon.
"You'll be my son, won't you?"
(Basically, Iruma Swap Au, but they keep their personalities.)
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07 Feb 2026
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A human. It was a real, living, breathing human. When was the last time he saw a human? It had to have been just before Earth’s destruction. Trillions—no, quintillions—of years had passed since Earth was consumed by the Sun, and yet here was a human, alive and well. A human, standing there before him under a soft, blue sky.
Earth. He was back on Earth.
The Master of Death couldn't help it. He laughed.
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Left in darkness at the end of time, the Master of Death had been waiting for Death to finally reap his old soul. That is, at least, until he fell through a black hole's event horizon and woke up in Petunia Dursley's garden.
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Congrats, it’s triplets (Now grab them and run) by ICanStumbleOnStraightPavement
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
08 May 2025
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It’s the first day after Winter break with snow quietly falling outside the large, gothic windows, though you can hardly get anyone to go out into the cold, especially this early in the morning. For the past week, Harry had been trying to scrape together all his supposed bravery that let him get into Gryffindor, and the current peaceful atmosphere of the mid-breakfast Great Hall really isn’t helping his nerves right now.
“Hey, Hermione?” he casually asks over the buttered toast on his plate he hadn’t touched since Ron put it there. His hands are cold and wet and shaking and he hates it. “Do you think I have any living relatives outside the Dursleys?”
***Or: what if the Golden Trio decided that fuck it, they are getting Harry out of the Dursleys? Which of course means that they need a way to do that, which results in an impromptu break-in into the Restricted Section, some questionable decisions, and… Accidental Parent Acquisition.
Because I’m a sucker for Parent Tom Riddle, apparently.
***HP doesn’t belong to me and I don’t own any of the canon characters or accidental quotes from the book.
Series
- Part 1 of Golden Trio Dadoption