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A Happy Endeavour by antigonish, AstridContraMundum, DanceLikeAnArchitect, Earthskot, fanficrocks, LibraWrites, OeuvrinaryDurian, Phoenixflames12, redeleted, SarkyLittleMonster
Fandom Endeavour (TV), Inspector Morse & Related Fandoms
25 Dec 2025
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Merry Christmas, Endeavour Morse.
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With mounting worries of wolf and orc attacks in The Shire, the Thain calls upon an old agreement with Durin’s Folk of old— a marriage of convenience. Bilbo Baggins, the Thain’s grandson and Master of Bag End, represents the hobbits of The Shire while Thorin II Oakenshield, Heir Prince Under the Mountain, represents the dwarves of Erebor. Both must abide by this ancient agreement with the pressure of their families and for the betterment of their people.
Bilbo and Thorin will enter the courting of both cultures— Thorin will travel to the Shire for nine months, and then Bilbo to Erebor for nine months. All hope everything goes well...
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22 Apr 2026
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Bilbo liked Erebor, he really did. Even if everyone seemed convinced he was going to leave.
In which soil causes international incidents, Thorin is over-dramatic, and dwarves are rubbish at keeping secrets. Oh, and they build a garden. Eventually.
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09 Mar 2026
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Bilbo Baggins had been unemployed for an hour and fifty six minutes. It was the first time that he had been unemployed since he had graduated, and if he was being entirely honest, he probably wasn’t taking it very well.
In which Bilbo attempts to leave everything troublesome in his life behind, only to find out that the worst of it always follows you anyway. Quite literally, if Thorin and Bofur are anything to go by.
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08 Mar 2026
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The Bear Had Ponderous Claws by Hlessi
Fandoms: The Hobbit (2012), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit - All Media Types
01 Feb 2013
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Bilbo was five years old and his mother was waking him up in the middle of the night, her hands on his shoulders.
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02 Mar 2026
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She heard Frank’s sharp intake of breath. When he next spoke, she could hear the frown in his voice.
“Robby, I’m- please, I’m sorry, man.”
She didn't know what exactly Frank was begging for. She just knew she didn't like it when he sounded like this.
“Then do better.”
For a second, Heather thought she may have misheard. Robby wouldn’t- Robby would never speak to anyone like that. But then again, Frank was never just ‘anyone’ to him.
or: Frank Langdon's return post-rehab through the eyes of the other Pitt members
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01 Mar 2026