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    Roselana fics set roughly in the same universe/timeline

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    He looked like he had just stepped off the page of a magazine. Like there were hordes of photographers clamouring for his attention. Like he had come down from heaven to grace the earth with his presence.

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    Shane gets new glasses.

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    18 Mar 2026

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    "Good evening, everyone. Joining us in the booth tonight is former Centaurs captain Ilya Rozanov."

    "And there's Shane Hollander with the puck," Ilya greeted warmly. "Talented and beautiful man with incredible thighs. Married, unfortunately for the rest of you."

    The broadcast camera zoomed in on Shane's face.

    "That's my husband," Ilya added, just in case anyone had forgotten.

    The Ottawa Centaurs are playing Montreal in the most anticipated matchup of the season. Unfortunately for everyone involved, retired Centaurs legend Ilya Rozanov has been invited to guest commentate.

    Featuring: biased commentary, Montreal slander, and aggressive husband hyping.

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    17 Mar 2026

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    A reporter stepped forward. "Rozanov. Thoughts on Shane's new look?"

    "The wolfcut is falling perfectly," Ilya explained. "Also, Shane had very good game tonight. But I could not appreciate properly because I was too busy thinking about how pretty he is."

    On Twitter: Rozanov looking at Hollander’s wolfcut like it personally saved his life is my Roman Empire 🙏

    When Shane grows his hair out into a wolf cut and starts tying it into a bun, Ilya becomes distracted on the ice, and very publicly on the internet.

    Featuring: a viral hair tuck, a possessive tweet, and a team rule that exists solely because Ilya cannot behave.

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    17 Mar 2026

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    "Oh." Hollander has gone a little red, beneath his freckles. "I am from… French Canada? Québec? Do you know? Very… very small town there, no English, only French. I try to learn, but— is a bit hard."

    Ilya feels mildly stupid. He knew, obviously, that they speak French in Canada, but he didn’t know it was, like— some people’s only language. He’d sort of assumed everyone was fluent in both.

    "Huh. Cool."

    "Your English is very good," Hollander offers.

    Ilya laughs.

    "I mean, yeah— I grew up in Minneapolis."

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    aka. the one where the language barrier is reversed. it changes everything.

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    14 Mar 2026

  5. Rec 57

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    He and Jacki have discussed this kind of scenario before. Which is probably related to how they ended up here in the first place.

    Actually, y’know what? Scratch that. This is definitely Rozanov's fault. He's not sure the how of it exactly, but he is sure of the who. It's fine. It's completely fucking fine. Hayden just needs to get over the fact that it’s Cliff fucking Marleau half undressed and waiting for his okay.

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    08 Mar 2026