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再见，傅里叶 by Scheissemann

Fandoms: Original Work
05 Jan 2026
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- Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Summary

随手写着玩儿的，不知道会不会接着写，先在这儿存一下。

Language:

中文-普通话國語

Words:

869

Chapters:

1/1

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4
伯劳东飞 by Scheissemann

Fandoms: Original Work
15 Dec 2025
Tags
- Graphic Depictions Of Violence
Summary

练笔存档。

Language:

中文-普通话國語

Words:

2,178

Chapters:

1/1

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9
Sanctuary by Scheissemann

Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
04 Sep 2023
Tags
- Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
- Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
- Crowley (Good Omens)
- Muriel (Good Omens)
- Nina (Good Omens)
- Aziraphale (Good Omens)
- Mrs Sandwich (Good Omens)
- Light Angst
- Implied/Referenced Rape/Non-con
- but not really
- Song: We Don't Talk About Bruno (Disney)
- that's basically the whole idea
- They/Them Pronouns for Muriel (Good Omens)
- Crowley is a Mess (Good Omens)
- Post Season 2
- Emotionally Hurt Crowley (Good Omens)
- Unhealthy Coping Mechanisms
- Crowley Needs a Hug (Good Omens)
- POV Outsider
- BAMF Mrs Sandwich
Summary

Days were hard for the shopkeepers on Whickber Street. Crowley was drinking, and Mrs Sandwich just wanted to have a cigarette undisturbed.

Language:

English

Words:

2,842

Chapters:

1/1

Comments:

16

Kudos:

108

Bookmarks:

17

Hits:

934
Wine Thing Led To Another by Scheissemann

Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
04 Apr 2021
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- Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
- Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
- Aziraphale (Good Omens)
- Crowley (Good Omens)
- Drunk Crowley (Good Omens)
- Crowley Has a Vulva (Good Omens)
- He/Him Pronouns For Crowley (Good Omens)
- Comforting Aziraphale (Good Omens)
- Crowley is a Mess (Good Omens)
- Vaginal Sex
- Vaginal Fingering
- Top Aziraphale (Good Omens)
- Bottom Crowley (Good Omens)
- Insecure Crowley (Good Omens)
- Established Relationship
- Crowley Has PTSD (Good Omens)
- Sort Of
- Crowley Has a Praise Kink (Good Omens)
Summary

Aziraphale came home late one night, and was greeted by a very drunk, very moody demon.
Sex ensued, yep.

Language:

English

Words:

2,143

Chapters:

1/1

Comments:

7

Kudos:

218

Bookmarks:

20

Hits:

3,347
Goodwill by Scheissemann

Fandoms: Fight Club - Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club (1999)
02 Mar 2021
Tags
- Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
- Tyler Durden/Narrator
- Narrator & Marla Singer
- Narrator (Fight Club)
- Tyler Durden
- Marla Singer
- Masturbation
- Dildos
- first time prostate orgasm
- yeah it's smut but there's nothing sexy
- cuz it's me
- oh I'm crap at this
- yep I write NSFW stuff when stressed
- And I regret everything
Summary

“我们之间其实是个三角。我想要泰勒。泰勒想要玛拉。玛拉想要我。
我不想要玛拉，泰勒也不想让我围着他转，不再想了。”

Language:

中文-普通话國語

Words:

2,679

Chapters:

1/1

Comments:

6

Kudos:

9

Bookmarks:

1

Hits:

624
坑的故事 by NuggetSnackWorshiper (Scheissemann)

Fandoms: Original Work
20 Feb 2021
Tags
- Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
- Original Female Character/Original Male Character
- Original Male Character(s)
- Original Non-Human Character(s)
- This Is STUPID
- Yes the main character is a PIT
- you heard me right pal
Summary

很多很多很多年前写的沙雕精怪故事存档……震惊，浪漫派傻逼男主流写手竟是我自己!!
星新一老师，对不起！【鞠躬】

Language:

中文-普通话國語

Words:

6,005

Chapters:

1/1

Kudos:

1

Hits:

28
水上飞机(The Hydroplane) by Scheissemann

Fandoms: Great Gatsby - F. Scott Fitzgerald
18 Jan 2021
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- Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
- Nick Carraway/Jay Gatsby
- Nick Carraway & Jay Gatsby
- Nick Carraway
- Jay Gatsby
- I have no idea what I'm writing
- just some weird headcanon of mine
- First Kiss
- No Smut
Summary

盖茨比死去了，人们抛弃了他。而尼克需要自己设法处理开始于一次飞行的那个夏天。

Language:

中文-普通话國語

Words:

2,613

Chapters:

1/1

Kudos:

10

Bookmarks:

1

Hits:

330
溯流(Upstream) by Scheissemann

Fandoms: The Life and Times of Scrooge McDuck-Don Rosa, Disney Ducks (Comics)
15 Jan 2021
Tags
- Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
- Scrooge McDuck/"Glittering" Goldie O'Gilt
- Scrooge McDuck
- "Glittering" Goldie O'Gilt
- Original Female Character(s)
- these ol' ducks make me sappy af
- just me being a nut job
- as always
Summary

又名《看完克朗代克系列后意难平成祥林嫂的我》TT

Language:

中文-普通话國語

Words:

2,357

Chapters:

1/1

Kudos:

6

Bookmarks:

2

Hits:

216
Der bunte Vogel(彩色鸟) by Scheissemann

Fandoms: Buddenbrooks-Thomas Mann
24 Nov 2020
Tags
- Major Character Death
- Hanno Buddenbrook/Kai Mölln
- Hanno Buddenbrook&Kai Mölln
- Hanno Buddenbrook
- Kai Mölln
- the author is going nuts
- how come there isn't a fandom on this ship
- excuse my broken english
- and chinese
- and everything
- Meh
Summary

“他把一个名字叫尤塞夫斯的英俊王子变成一只五色羽毛的鸟养在笼子里。”

Language:

中文-普通话國語

Words:

1,706

Chapters:

1/1

Comments:

1

Kudos:

8

Bookmarks:

1

Hits:

176
日出 by Scheissemann

Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
07 Oct 2020
Tags
- Major Character Death
- Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
- Crowley (Good Omens)
- Aziraphale (Good Omens)
- Alternate Universe - Human
- Implied/Referenced Suicide
- sort of hetaera!Crowley
- Alternate Universe - Victorian
- be warned this doesn't end well
Summary

一个人类AU。因为没精力写所以只是半半拉拉的摸鱼。总之就是突然代了陈白露蛇/方达生天使的餐于是就摸了x
曹禺先生，对不起！【鞠躬】

Language:

中文-普通话國語

Words:

3,970

Chapters:

1/1

Comments:

2

Kudos:

7

Hits:

104
四个婚礼和一个葬礼 by Scheissemann

Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
20 Sep 2020
Tags
- Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
- Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
- Anathema Device/Newton Pulsifer
- Sergeant Shadwell/Madame Tracy (Good Omens)
- Crowley (Good Omens)
- Aziraphale (Good Omens)
- The Them (Good Omens)
- Newton Pulsifer
- R. P. Tyler (Good Omens)
- Implied/Referenced Character Death
- I'm sorry Mr.Tyler
- but hey things are just fine
- the kids sorted it all out
- Tolkien saves the day
- just me trying to write something fluffy and encouraging
Summary

“他们”十二岁的那个夏天，以及之前一段时间里的一些小片段。
就这样。

Language:

中文-普通话國語

Words:

2,915

Chapters:

1/1

Kudos:

4

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152
Legacy by Scheissemann

Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
28 Jul 2020
Tags
- Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
- Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
- Aziraphale & Crowley (Good Omens)
- Aziraphale (Good Omens)
- Crowley (Good Omens)
- Alternate Universe - Pre-Canon
- Crowley Was Raphael Before Falling (Good Omens)
- Dragon Crowley (Good Omens)
- Crowley's True Form (Good Omens)
- Aziraphale's True Form (Good Omens)
- Cherub Aziraphale (Good Omens)
- Seraph Crowley (Good Omens)
- Amnesia
- Sort Of
Summary

算是半个AU。堕天之前的小日常。劣质幼儿园读物。基本就是俩有许多问号的小（?）朋友唠了一万多字的磕。
真的稀烂。点开是浪费时间。放在这儿只是因为我写了。骚瑞orz

Language:

中文-普通话國語

Words:

13,777

Chapters:

1/1

Comments:

1

Kudos:

5

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312
Der Vorhang fällt(幕落) by Scheissemann

Fandoms: Faust - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
17 Jul 2020
Tags
- Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
- Heinrich Faust
- Implied/Referenced Character Death
- just some plotless nonsense
- how come Quatsch is not a tag
Summary

有谁能听到幕落之后的忏悔?

Language:

中文-普通话國語

Words:

1,108

Chapters:

1/1

Comments:

2

Kudos:

4

Hits:

98
一本亚茨拉斐尔不知道的错版圣经(又名《音乐之声圣经》) by Scheissemann

Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
16 Jul 2020
Tags
- Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
- Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
- Crowley (Good Omens)
- Aziraphale (Good Omens)
- questionable Bible quotes
- I'm Sorry
Summary

贼傻。

Language:

中文-普通话國語

Words:

1,291

Chapters:

1/1

Comments:

2

Kudos:

18

Bookmarks:

1

Hits:

228
为人父母 by Scheissemann

Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
17 Jul 2020
Tags
- Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
- Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
- Aziraphale & Crowley (Good Omens)
- Crowley & Warlock Dowling
- Aziraphale & Warlock Dowling
- Crowley (Good Omens)
- Aziraphale (Good Omens)
- Warlock Dowling
- Harriet Dowling
- Butler - Character
- Nanny Ashtoreth (Good Omens)
- Brother Francis (Good Omens)
- Genderfluid Crowley (Good Omens)
- Changing Pronouns for Crowley (Good Omens)
- Warlock is a nice kid
- he really is
- Fluff without Plot
- A LOOOOOOOT OF IT
Summary

关于老蛇和亚茨在道林家带孩子的那几年。

Language:

中文-普通话國語

Words:

16,884

Chapters:

1/1

Comments:

3

Kudos:

18

Bookmarks:

5

Hits:

391
冬眠疗法 by Scheissemann

Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
17 Jul 2020
Tags
- Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
- Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
- Aziraphale (Good Omens)
- Crowley (Good Omens)
- Crowley's Century-Long Nap (Good Omens)
- Caring Aziraphale (Good Omens)
- Worried Aziraphale (Good Omens)
- Light Angst
- Fluff
- Crowley is Bad at Feelings (Good Omens)
- References to Depression
- Implied/Referenced Self-Harm
- Implied/Referenced Drug Use
- but only mildly
- Eventual Fluff
Summary

是个我流century nap。24K纯Kitsch。

Language:

中文-普通话國語

Words:

11,050

Chapters:

1/1

Kudos:

27

Bookmarks:

2

Hits:

435
关于性、性别和索多玛最后的日子 by Scheissemann

Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
17 Jul 2020
Tags
- Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
- Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
- Aziraphale & Crowley (Good Omens)
- Aziraphale (Good Omens)
- Crowley (Good Omens)
- No Sex
- No Smut
- apparently I attempted to imitate Neil & Terry
- and it all went down like a lead balloon
- some weird anatomy/theology discussion
Summary

根据人类的普遍认知，天使没有性别。

Series
- Part 1 of 索多玛
Language:

中文-普通话國語

Words:

5,378

Chapters:

1/1

Kudos:

9

Hits:

402
最后致意 by Scheissemann

Fandoms: Il nome della rosa | The Name of the Rose - Umberto Eco
17 Jul 2020
Tags
- Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
- Adso da Melk&William da Baskerville
- Adso da Melk
- Guglielmo da Baskerville | William of Baskerville
Summary

威廉和阿德索谈起了西风。

Language:

中文-普通话國語

Words:

4,296

Chapters:

1/1

Comments:

1

Kudos:

8

Bookmarks:

2

Hits:

137
局外人 by Scheissemann

Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
16 Jul 2020
Tags
- Rape/Non-Con
- Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
- Crowley/Demons (Good Omens)
- Crowley (Good Omens)
- Hastur (Good Omens)
- Ligur (Good Omens)
- Dagon (Good Omens)
- Beelzebub (Good Omens)
- Aziraphale (Good Omens)
- Demons (Good Omens)
- Rape/Non-con Elements
- Blood and Injury
- Implied/Referenced Torture
- Crowley Whump (Good Omens)
- Hurt Crowley
- jealous Hastur
- POV Hastur (Good Omens)
Summary

是哈斯塔POV的抹布蛇(但是基本啥都没看见总之没什么可看的orz)。
他们都是Étranger。

Language:

中文-普通话國語

Words:

4,750

Chapters:

1/1

Comments:

5

Kudos:

25

Bookmarks:

1

Hits:

1,153
一个男人走进酒吧 by Scheissemann

Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
16 Jul 2020
Tags
- Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
- Post-Canon
- Implied/Referenced Character Death
- Angst with a Happy Ending
- I mean it
- It's happy as far as I'm concerned
- and there's no way you could change my mind
- or my definition of happy endings
- or the very fact that I'm a hopeless eccentric
- sorry - Freeform
Summary

Good old-fashioned一方变人梗。看这个题目应该就能知道俺是来搞笑的(迫真)

Language:

中文-普通话國語

Words:

2,644

Chapters:

1/1

Kudos:

5

Bookmarks:

1

Hits:

90

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再见，傅里叶 by Scheissemann

Fandoms: Original Work

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伯劳东飞 by Scheissemann

Fandoms: Original Work

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Sanctuary by Scheissemann

Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)

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Wine Thing Led To Another by Scheissemann

Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett

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Goodwill by Scheissemann

Fandoms: Fight Club - Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club (1999)

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坑的故事 by NuggetSnackWorshiper (Scheissemann)

Fandoms: Original Work

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水上飞机(The Hydroplane) by Scheissemann

Fandoms: Great Gatsby - F. Scott Fitzgerald

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溯流(Upstream) by Scheissemann

Fandoms: The Life and Times of Scrooge McDuck-Don Rosa, Disney Ducks (Comics)

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Der bunte Vogel(彩色鸟) by Scheissemann

Fandoms: Buddenbrooks-Thomas Mann

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日出 by Scheissemann

Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)

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四个婚礼和一个葬礼 by Scheissemann

Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)

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Legacy by Scheissemann

Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)

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Der Vorhang fällt(幕落) by Scheissemann

Fandoms: Faust - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

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一本亚茨拉斐尔不知道的错版圣经(又名《音乐之声圣经》) by Scheissemann

Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)

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为人父母 by Scheissemann

Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)

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冬眠疗法 by Scheissemann

Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)

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关于性、性别和索多玛最后的日子 by Scheissemann

Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)

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最后致意 by Scheissemann

Fandoms: Il nome della rosa | The Name of the Rose - Umberto Eco

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