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My heart's an artifice, a decoy soul by ScientificPoet
Fandoms: Dungeons & Dragons (Roleplaying Game)
27 Oct 2024
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There is a little boy that makes a place inside Lewey Longethal's heart. He is found, lost, kidnapped, and found again.
Tristan Vandelune doesn't know anything. He woke up in a pod and had to be told his own name off a clipboard. That was five years and some fake paperwork ago.
Now Zhentarim agents are after him, calling him the experimental prototype, and they want him back in Waterdeep at all costs. Preferably alive, so they can study why the chardalyn in his blood and bones made him the only successful Echo Knight.
He doesn't want to leave. His friends up here in Icewind Dale are his only nice memories, and he doesn't want to go back to being a mindless assassin of his 'Father' Manshoon's political rivals.
In the middle of gathering allies for their assault to reclaim Kaer Konig, Tristan decides to reach out to the Builder, in the hopes that he has a solution to him being a Zhent attracting beacon.
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find me wicked and wired by ScientificPoet
Fandoms: Dungeons & Dragons (Roleplaying Game)
04 Sep 2024
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The story of Vaelaris, once known as Summer Marconi, best known as Blonde Dynamite of the Fire Hand Gang, and her journey to meeting Detective John Jones.
Title taken from the song that inspired her nickname, Blonde Dynamite by Caravan Palace
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I wrote this to get it out of my head, but you can read it if you want.
Someone in the spoiler thread on discord called it emo edgelord fanfic without reading it. -
The Mortifying Idea Of Coming Out (as subtley as possible) by ScientificPoet
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
06 Jul 2021
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A concept: Geralt in a 'hugs from a dad' tank top in the demisexual flag colors.
And then I wrote this.Series
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Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
16 Feb 2021
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Beck ruined everything.
Well, Beck and Fury.
Spiderman wasn’t protected by the Accords, because as far as the world knew, he had only ever operated in New York and that one time in DC. (Germany didn’t count, because it was only the Avengers and the friends that they invited to that weird airport fight that saw him there.)
Fury either assumed he had signed them and didn’t bother to check, or he knew and didn’t care that he was breaking several international laws.
Peter and his class had just barely made it back to New York before the news broke.
J.J.Jameson had never painted him in a positive light, and knowing who was under the mask didn't do him any favors.Aka: Peter recreates Iron Man 3. I will not be taking constructive criticism at this time.
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The long journey to bingo, marvel and witcher by ScientificPoet
Fandom Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
06 Jul 2021
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“It’s not a real kid, Chase.”
Chase is technically underage, he’s a year away from being able to drink but the bartender didn’t bother to check his ID. Chase has always looked a little older than he was, it works in his favor now.
Nobody at a hero bar like this would assume he was so young.
“How the fuck do you think that?” Chase asks, spits. His hands still shake with the memory of it. The beer in his hand shakes with the tremors of his hands. “How the fuck do you do it?”
Mechaman sighs, deep, disappointed. He leans back, taking his whiskey with him.
The rest of the Brave Brigade was downstairs, drinking in victory, dancing with the other heroes, celebrating.
“It’s the Astral Pulse.”
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22 Jan 2026
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Robert is struggling now that he’s defeated Shroud, the last fifteen years had all lead to this, and now that its over, he not sure what to do. He should return as Mecha Man of course, that was what he had wanted wasn’t it? …Wasn’t it?
He's all but ready to push these thoughts away until a certain fiery hero begins ambushing his dreams, bringing all his problems to the surface.
Flambae’s eyes lit as his gaze roamed Robert's frame, sinking lower and lower until they finally rose back up to stare down his tired face. “Wow, you look like—shittier than usual today. What the fuck happened to you?”
Robert held out his hand, folding his fingers as he listed off points, “Dead phone, no alarm, oh, and an asshole shoved himself in my face as soon as I got to work.”
Flambae’s grimace shifted to a smirk at the shorter man’s words, “You know your…” He fingered the collar of Robert’s shirt, and he could swear the man's fingers were about to burn right through the thin fabric, the heat of them nearly searing his skin.
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16 Jan 2026
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Placeholder and all other stories sharing the same continuity, or alternate takes.
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31 Dec 2025
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The Tale of Jaskier's Grudge Against Historians (and how they gave him his happy ending anyway) by notebooksandlaptops
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
07 May 2020
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[Text Sent From Ciri] Is there a reason why a love letter to Yen and Geralt is in the British Museum signed from you?? -C
[Text Sent to Ciri] Because Historians are nosey pricks. Do NOT tell your parents. -J
[Text Sent From Ciri] ;) – C
The winking face of a semicolon and a bracket stared up at him, composed of unforgiving pixels. She wouldn’t, would she? No. No. She couldn’t. She wouldn’t.
She wouldn’t.
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Or, an exploration of the reason (immortal) Jaskier hates historians (hint: it's because they keep stealing his shit and putting it on display)
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31 Dec 2025
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Courtney never thought about having a soulmate, thinking she has bigger problems than that.
Until she sees him, and he’s the one Shroud tasked her to kill…
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30 Dec 2025