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    Peter meets Daredevil when the man saves him from a shootout.
    He meets Deadpool when the guy’s trying to steal a car.
    He meets the Punisher when Red brings him to the gym.
    He meets Jessica Jones when she corners him on a streetlight.
    He meets Hawkeye when Jessica’s hired to solve one of his assassinations.

    All of this to say, he meets a lot of people before he meets Tony Stark.

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    “I know I said I was up for anything--” he told Hogarth carefully, trying to surreptitiously slide the files back onto her desk.

    She slapped a hand on them and pushed them back towards him.

    “Mr. Nelson, you are one of the best lawyers on staff, and I am seriously considering the pros and cons of a potential partnership here,” she told him, staring up at him without moving her face or hand. Somehow, the files continued to dig into the meat of his palm.

    “--but it turns out,” he valiantly carried on, “I am actually and suddenly extremely busy with the destruction Jessica will cause in approximately twenty minutes, which will have nothing to do with me or any favors or bribes or anything like that—” 

    (Someone brings Team Red's (and the Punisher's) loved ones back from the dead to torture them for information on their vigilantes. Hogarth coerces Foggy to handle the resulting legal fallout and he is both the worst and best person for the job.)

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    A single flap of a Butterfly's wings can cause a thunderstorm on the other side of the world. Or, rather, a single interpretation of a phrase can save a whole lot of people, especially if that interpretation is made by a particularly stubborn house-elf.
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    Arcturus Black III says the wrong thing (or maybe the right thing) to his house-elf, and this changes the future of his family and the Wizarding World.

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    Hogwarts finds an unconventional way to heal the scars of war, using the power of love and a crack in the wall.

     

    Officially, Lily Evans was taking a well-deserved break after completing her first day of class assignments. Unofficially, she had gone insane. Round the bend. Completely barmy.

    Because there was a crack in the wall of her dorm room, and it was taunting her.

    “Potter,” The fissure said, no louder than a whisper.

    She groaned, and rolled over on her bed, smooshing her face into the satin red pillow. Of course she wouldn’t be able to escape him, not even within the safety of her dorm.

    “Potter!” The rift said, a little louder.

    “Leave me alone!” Lily lifted her head to yell at the wall. “I’ve cracked,” She whispered, giggled, then groaned again. Against her brain’s wishes, her body got off the bed and knelt in front of the defect. “I don’t care how fit he got over the summer, stop talking to me about Potter!” She told the seam. Like a sane person.

    To make matters worse, the crack talked back.

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    He grits his teeth. "How the fuck did the basilisk not poison you?"

    "It did, actually," Harry says.

    Sirius stares.

    "Well, not for long," Harry says. "Clearly, it didn't last."

    Sirius makes a distressed noise. "What's next? Was Voldemort there too? Watching with popcorn?"

    Harry brightens slightly, and Sirius already regrets asking.

    (or, sirius finds out about all of the insane, illegal shit harry got into while he was in azkaban. needless to say, he is not pleased)

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