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Destiny has its eye on Bill. Which, naturally, means Dipper has to keep an eye on Bill.
It's unfair and annoying and a waste of Dipper's precious time, until it isn't.
"Great-Uncle Ford," says Dipper, hoping his uncle will miraculously wake up to how insane this is, "I don't want to babysit a weapon of mass destruction."
Ford exhales heavily through his nose--the more dignified cousin of a sigh. "Don't think of it as babysitting, my boy. He's the same age as you. Think of it as... peer leading."
He, conspicuously, doesn't say anything on the weapon of mass destruction point. Dipper takes that as a bad sign.
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The thing about demons is that humans almost grasped the thing about demons. Hell's not like an office job, per se: it's more of a pyramid scheme kinda deal. Except, instead of selling herbal supplements, the name of the game is convincing other soon-to-cease-being-people to join you in the eternal hot tub--come on in, the water's fine! You'll only get your face eaten by bears a little bit!
And Bill might not be a good person, but he is a decent employee.
Bill sets out to steal Dipper's soul.
It hits him for the first time, partway through microwaving a second bowl of popcorn, that he has no idea what he's doing anymore.
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Thus far the zombie apocalypse has been an extremely disappointing experience for Bill Cipher, especially with the constant reminder of just how squishy and easily killable his favorite human is.
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Most people are born with a name tattooed on their inner wrist, in every written language imaginable; some people are born without. Dipper Pines is born with a small black triangle with a flesh colored dot at the center printed neatly onto his skin, standing out against its dark backdrop like an open eye.
He doesn't know what to make of this.
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