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  1. Public Bookmark 5

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    Shane's life had always been dull. Dull, bleak, and overall just plain pathetic. He'd never had a girlfriend. he'd never worked at a job he loved, and honestly had nothing to look forward to anymore. However, a few of those things managed to change for him when a grizzly farmer moved into not only his town, but in is uninteresting little life

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    04 Apr 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 8

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    04 Apr 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 6

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    Normally when people bothered Shane at the docks, offering them a beer made them go away. But not Daniel, or Danny, as he so often insisted on. No, it just opens a can of worms. Makes things awkward and then. . . one thing turns into another.

     

    Tl;dr:: Life sucks, sex helps.

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    03 Apr 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 21

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    Moving to Pelican Town should have been a fresh start. But it won't be. People like Shane didn't get fresh starts. They did the same thing over and over and over until they died. There would be no moment of clarity, no breath of fresh air, no sign from Yoba to get his shit together. Every day, exactly the same.

    Lather, rinse, repeat.

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    02 Apr 2026

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    SPOILERS FOR THE SUPER MARIO BROS MOVIE 2023 --
    This is literally just what I would do for the sequel. But with some Bowuigi thrown in because I want to and you can't stop me.
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    “You know you can’t keep me here forever, don’t you?”
    Luigi stopped, turning back to look at the King of the Koopas. “Huh?” He tilted his head and his hand dropped from the door. “Sorry?”
    Bowser continued to scowl at him. “You can’t keep me in here forever.”
    A small voice in Luigi’s head said the statement was bait and he shouldn’t fall for it, but against his better judgement he asked, “Why-a not?”
    "You need me."

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    27 Mar 2026