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    When Paramedic Shane Hollander and EMT Hayden Pike start working nights, they expect to spend their shifts getting fucked over by Response Paramedic—and notorious asshole—Ilya Rozanov.

    Shane does end up getting fucked, just not in the way he was expecting.

    (shane just wants to do his job and ride the ambulance. ilya thinks shane should be riding him, instead.)

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    19 May 2026

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    Ilya is not going to steal Shane Hollander's dog. That would be illegal. And wrong. And someone would probably find out and make Ilya give him back.

    So. Not stealing.

    But there is nothing wrong with giving Chernysh all the pats and treats that he deserves, is there?

    Nothing wrong with encouraging Chernysh to spend more and more time at Ilya's house until he doesn't even remember who Hollander is.

    Because Hollander is stupid and boring and does not deserve a dog as good as Chernysh. No, he doesn't, does he? Because Chernysh is the best boy in the whole world, yes he is.

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    19 May 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 78

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    Shane rolls his eyes while he types. You have the wrong number.

    Unknown: ok lol. wyd later

    Shane: Dude, knock it off. I’m not whoever you think I am.

    Unknown: then howd you know im a dude? if i am “stranger”...

    Shane braces one of his elbows on the doorframe. Trust me, I can tell. Hoping it’ll scare them off, he adds, I’m also a guy. Just FYI.

    But all they come back with is:

    Unknown: oh yea? r u hot?

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    18 May 2026

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    “Omega.” Ilya was on him in an instant, sprinting across the huge suite and pinning Shane to the door with his entire body weight, sharp fangs snapping closed an inch from the Omega’s jugular. “Yield.”

    Shane took a deep breath of the Alpha’s smoky, searing scent and whispered, “Fucking make me.” 

    “Wh-what?”

    “You either call me your Omega and chase me until I yield to you as mate.” Shane said slowly, firmly. “Or you stay away from me forever, cos I am done with this shit.” 

    “Hollander..?” 

    “You want me?” The Omega goaded, "You better come and get me.” then hooked his foot behind Ilya’s ankle, shifted his weight back and knocked Ilya right on his ass before bolting out the door.

    Ilya scrambled to his feet as fast as he could, fangs bared and eyes gone scarlet as he growled, "Okay Omega. You want to run?"

    “...I will chase you.”

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    17 May 2026

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    Shane Hollander disappears from the NHL at twenty with a career-ending “injury.”

    Four years later, he’s the new assistant coach for the Ottawa Centaurs when Ilya Rozanov signs with the team. His former rival. His secret hookup. The father of his daughter.
    Ilya doesn’t know Lily exists and Shane plans to keep it that way.

    But three-year-olds don’t keep secrets, and neither do pale blue eyes.

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    16 May 2026