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Ever so gently, she murmurs. “I’ll give you a deal.”
Eternal Sugar raises a shaking hand to brush aside a tear. “A…deal?”
“I will not come back with you to your paradise. My people need me, and I need them. I will not budge on this, no matter what you say or what you do.”
The other cookie sniffs, wavering dangerously on the edge of despair that she just managed to pull herself back from.
“But instead, you can stay here…with me.”
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- Part 1 of Paradise Found AU
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21 Mar 2026
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His hands balled into fists more, nearly shaking. "Some people… refresh their mind differently."
"That's what you call it when you try to keep your thoughts from taking their own direction? Refreshing your mind?"
"You—" His jaw tensed. "Mustn't—Shouldn't talk to me like that."
Truthless Recluse all but scoffed, hands slipping up to grab at the chair's back rest. He pulled it back with one fell tug, having Fount's breath catch when he nearly slipped off from it. "I'd say it's too late to be setting such boundaries. Would you?"
Leaving the emissary speechless, the healer straightened. "Get up."
"I'm not done with—"
"Get up."
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- Part 1 of Pandora's Shelf (NSFW)
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04 Feb 2026
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When Pure Vanilla throws open the balcony doors and holds his staff aloft, the first thing he sees are the tree’s branches devoid of his feathered friends. It’s an unwelcome sight, a clear departure from their usual routine. Had something happened? Has someone drawn them away?
A flutter of movement draws his eyes upwards towards the roof; instantly, relief floods through Pure Vanilla’s jam. The flock is mercifully still here, perched above his head on a nearby rooftop. They are, however, strangely silent and still, huddled closely together while glancing between Pure Vanilla and the tree. Pure Vanilla follows their nervous gaze, peering into the branches as he holds his staff high –
Only to spy a long, lithe form curled in the shadows.
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- Part 3 of Jamma Jambound's SDVN works
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24 Jan 2026
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The night before they depart, Pure Vanilla stumbles upon a breakthrough. A book, burned and scarred from the ages, but detailing the proper steps to starting a relationship. Dating back to Shadow Milk’s time, perhaps this will let him break past the other’s shell and finally make have the other take him up on his offer of friendship! All he has to do is follow these steps, and they should be friends in no time, as the book says!
Shadow Milk, for his part, is thrown by his counterpart suddenly flipping the script and trying to woo him.
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- Part 1 of Of Courtings and Confusion
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24 Jan 2026
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a safe pair of hands by occultings (microcomets)
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
06 Nov 2020
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Lan Wangji gets hit with a touch-starving curse. Wei Wuxian helps.
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24 Jan 2026