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    Ranboo's story line carried out in a different manner, where the Eggpire is has become enemy number one, but everyone seems to have their own issues, like the voices in Ranboo's head

    Book one focus: defeating the Eggpire, winning some and losing some

    Book two focus: Fighting yourself, your dreams, and Dream himself, all while trying to regain what you've lost

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  1. Rec 70

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    Yuuji's biggest problem in life is picking the right ice cream flavor. But apparently, life doesn't think that's a big enough issue, so it throws him into the zombie apocalypse. Oh, and then there's the matter of his inconveniently placed gay crush on the hot stranger who saved his life. What could go wrong?

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    Megumi smirked. "Well, I'm pan."

    Yuuji blinked. "Like, the cooking thing?"

    Megumi laughed, a real laugh, and it was like music to Yuuji's ears.

    "No, not that kind of pan. Pansexual. I'm attracted to people regardless of gender," Megumi explained. "I'm attracted to you, for example."

    "You're... attracted to me?" Yuuji asked, shocked.

    "Yes," Megumi said, raising an eyebrow.

    "Even though I'm, uh. Not a pan? And definitely not a kitchen utensil?" Yuuji asked.

    Megumi snorted. "Yes, Yuuji. Even though you're not a pan. Or a kitchen utensil."

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    03 Apr 2026

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    Love them

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    Satoru groans. He really, really does not want to call Suguru, but he cannot see any other option. He’s going to have to suck it up and let his best friend see him Like This.

    Look, Satoru knew it was a bad idea. It's just that knowing didn't stop him from shoving the vibrator all the way in his ass anyway. Whoops?

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    03 Apr 2026

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    Absolute cinema gif

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    Yuuji had been feeling ill all morning, an awful tightness blooming in his chest and a cough tickling at the back of his throat that just wouldn’t leave him alone. In hindsight he seriously should have just sacked that morning’s mission off and stayed home.

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    Itadori Yuuji develops Hanahaki disease from his unrequited love for the most oblivious Jujutsu Sorcerer in the whole Eastern Hemisphere.

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    25 Feb 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 68

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    The very first petals come up clean, cherry blossoms with flecks of foam. The wisps of pink glare from Megumi's palm, and he quickly clenches his fist to crush them.

    He's been expecting it. The curses that thrive in spring are slow and nasty, too light to notice until you're halfway through death's door, like the spring showers that pour instantly into monsoons.

    He's not even sure when the Hanahaki curse took hold. In the past week alone, he can think of a dozen times or more it could have rooted. All he knows is now his throat tastes bitter and there are petals in his palm, soft against the callouses and scars.

    No one can know. Never.

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    25 Feb 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Such a good fic

  5. Rec 16

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    Megumi had too many feelings that he couldn’t express because the person he loves already has another.

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