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“Can I?”
And oh, he's asking to hold hands here. Fuck. Megumi is so screwed because he absolutely can't say no when Yuji requests anything from him.
Now Yuji is going to hold Megumi's hand and he's going to find out exactly how Megumi feels about him and it's going to be the end of him.
Or, itafushi but it gets harder to hide their love for each other following the events of Shibuya
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THE DAY MIKU STOPPED A ROBBERY by AnonymousAva, FansaFandom, Simplevanquish
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime & Manga)
25 Feb 2026
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Yuuji gets held up in a robbery... Miku is there
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- Part 3 of Frantic Fanfic Quarantine
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Perils of fatherhood and squids by AnonymousAva, FansaFandom, Simplevanquish
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, SpongeBob SquarePants (Cartoon)
25 Feb 2026
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The day Squidward met his father.
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- Part 1 of Frantic Fanfic Quarantine
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Marty Joins The Shrek Verse! by AnonymousAva, FansaFandom, Simplevanquish
Fandoms: Shrek (Movies), Back to the Future (Movies)
25 Feb 2026
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Marty appears in Shrek's swamp.
Alone!
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A challenge on FranticFanfic!
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- Part 2 of Frantic Fanfic Quarantine
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“Y'know this kinda feels like one of those constellations,” Matt says.
Frattweek prompt: Scar
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Frantic Fanfic Quarantine by AnonymousAva, Eggtoddy, FansaFandom, Katapults, Simplevanquish
Fandom Back to the Future (Movies), Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon | Pretty Guardian Sailor Moon, Shrek (Movies), SpongeBob SquarePants (Cartoon), Star Wars - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime & Manga)
28 Feb 2026
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- 1,996
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roommate romance by Simplevanquish
Fandom Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Falcon and the Winter Soldier (TV)
31 Aug 2024
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Ranboo's Personal Experiences And Guides To (Barely) Surviving On The Dream SMP by Simplevanquish
Fandom Minecraft (Video Game)
24 Dec 2022
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Ranboo's story line carried out in a different manner, where the Eggpire is has become enemy number one, but everyone seems to have their own issues, like the voices in Ranboo's head
Book one focus: defeating the Eggpire, winning some and losing some
Book two focus: Fighting yourself, your dreams, and Dream himself, all while trying to regain what you've lost
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Gay Panic for Dummies: How to Deal with Your Sexuality Crisis in the Zombie Apocalypse by earthtodora
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
29 Oct 2024
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Yuuji's biggest problem in life is picking the right ice cream flavor. But apparently, life doesn't think that's a big enough issue, so it throws him into the zombie apocalypse. Oh, and then there's the matter of his inconveniently placed gay crush on the hot stranger who saved his life. What could go wrong?
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Megumi smirked. "Well, I'm pan."
Yuuji blinked. "Like, the cooking thing?"
Megumi laughed, a real laugh, and it was like music to Yuuji's ears.
"No, not that kind of pan. Pansexual. I'm attracted to people regardless of gender," Megumi explained. "I'm attracted to you, for example."
"You're... attracted to me?" Yuuji asked, shocked.
"Yes," Megumi said, raising an eyebrow.
"Even though I'm, uh. Not a pan? And definitely not a kitchen utensil?" Yuuji asked.
Megumi snorted. "Yes, Yuuji. Even though you're not a pan. Or a kitchen utensil."
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- Part 4 of 5 Days of Itafushi Halloween
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crossing oceans and jumping puddles by maybebabyplease
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime & Manga)
07 Apr 2026
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Satoru groans. He really, really does not want to call Suguru, but he cannot see any other option. He’s going to have to suck it up and let his best friend see him Like This.
Look, Satoru knew it was a bad idea. It's just that knowing didn't stop him from shoving the vibrator all the way in his ass anyway. Whoops?
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Bloodsport by SmellsLikeDeanSpirit
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
04 Jan 2021
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Yuuji had been feeling ill all morning, an awful tightness blooming in his chest and a cough tickling at the back of his throat that just wouldn’t leave him alone. In hindsight he seriously should have just sacked that morning’s mission off and stayed home.
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Itadori Yuuji develops Hanahaki disease from his unrequited love for the most oblivious Jujutsu Sorcerer in the whole Eastern Hemisphere.Bookmarked by Simplevanquish
25 Feb 2026
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The very first petals come up clean, cherry blossoms with flecks of foam. The wisps of pink glare from Megumi's palm, and he quickly clenches his fist to crush them.
He's been expecting it. The curses that thrive in spring are slow and nasty, too light to notice until you're halfway through death's door, like the spring showers that pour instantly into monsoons.
He's not even sure when the Hanahaki curse took hold. In the past week alone, he can think of a dozen times or more it could have rooted. All he knows is now his throat tastes bitter and there are petals in his palm, soft against the callouses and scars.
No one can know. Never.
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Don't Make Me Bloom by account1547, Zadel8059
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
12 Jan 2026
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Megumi had too many feelings that he couldn’t express because the person he loves already has another.
Bookmarked by Simplevanquish
25 Feb 2026