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  1. Public Bookmark 96

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    Only when Po held the completed order in his paw did he realize the hand in front of him was not an open palm demanding food. It was a long claw of a digit, pointed directly at him.

    Po’s mind was entirely quiet as he took in the kung fu legend and his shaking yet unerring digit. Or—no, that wasn’t his mind. It was the crowd, struck silent some time ago.

    The bowl in Po’s hand was steaming hot, fresh from the noodle cart.

    …There was only one thing Po was supposed to do with fresh bowls of noodles on the job.

    “Here you go, sir.” Po croak-whispered. “Enjoy.”

    “Thank you,” Oogway smiled, humor and kindness shining in his eyes. The ancient turtle swapped the bowl to his other hand and continued pointing at Po.

    Po blinked at the turtle, uncomprehending. “Do you… want another one?”

    “No, friend,” Oogway chuckled warmly. He took a sip, smacking his mouth thoughtfully. “Actually, yes. But later, I think.”

    Oogway’s staff caught Po’s extended hand and lifted it high.

    “The Universe has brought us the Dragon Warrior!”

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    Po makes it to the Dragon Warrior Tournament. Early. With the noodle cart.

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    05 Feb 2026

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    04 Feb 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 16

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    Dinner, Truth or Dare, Hide n Seek, all perfectly respectable first date ideas. Just remember, never kill a girl on the first date.

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    03 Feb 2026

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    'Kakashi had been in a million fights, had broken almost every bone, been stabbed through, tortured, eviscerated. Nothing in the world ever compared to the pain of watching Gai’s life drain out of his eyes after he opened the Gate of Death. At one point, Kakashi wished he could just go numb, but the sweet relief of nothingness never came. He had to live every day with the anguish knowing that Gai was gone, and he had done nothing to stop it.'

    Kakashi sacrifices everything to take a one-way trip, with no idea when and where he will resurface. Now 5 years in the past, he is going to fix his mistakes, make some better choices, and finally tell the love of his life exactly how he's always felt. The only problem is that the war is still on the horizon, and Kakashi knows too much to sit idly by and play house when he knows that Gai will still open the inner gates if he doesn't change some things.

    A story about an infinite blue copy-ninja and what he's willing to do to save the evergreen beast of Konoha. Including Team 7, Team Gai, some new help, and a lot of love with a side of angst.

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    02 Feb 2026

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    It's a self insert fic. You know the drill.

    Featuring a grumpy protagonist who wants mochi, clean socks, and to maintain possession of their life and eyeballs in that order, a troll-dad sensei who's genuinely trying to understand the pint sized weirdos he's been saddled with but isn't sure where to start, and two team mates who are honest to god twelve year olds who canonically didn't mature until after the handy dandy time skip.

    Where, please, is the unsubscribe button, because I'd like to request a different afterlife.

    [Series contains the main story, as well as a collection of side stories and what-ifs]

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    01 Feb 2026