Snide_Piper



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  1. Public Bookmark 18

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    With the arrival of Penelope's letter, the reality of life changes overnight for Francesca and Michaela once again.

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    11 Dec 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 55

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    “You shall kneel before me,” Marina purred, eyes glowing faintly violet.

    Colin took a long sip of champagne and utterly unbothered by the crackling magic that surrounded him, replied, “I’d rather not.”

    Offended by both his rejection and the way he pronounced “rather” with a posh lilt, Marina cursed him on the spot. Her spell was oddly specific and oddly sticky.

    “You shall sleep until your True Omega arises,
    Her slick your only saviour, should she surprise us.
    No holy water, no spell, no sword nor flame,
    Only Omega nectar, directly from her nether lips shall restore thy name.”

    And then — poof. Colin collapsed into an aesthetically-pleasing heap, cravat askew, top two buttons of his waistcoat skillfully undone, jawline immaculate.

    The kingdom was plunged into mild panic.

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    11 Jun 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 26

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    1815 was supposed to be unremarkable. Penelope Featherington was going to find a husband and Colin Bridgerton was going to prove his worth to his family and the ton. It seemed simple enough, until it was not.

    A mysterious tall brown haired man and short redheaded woman appeared uninvited at the Danbury ball and quickly turned Penelope and Colin's world upside down.

    A forced engagement, renewed search for the rubies, and a stirred up focus on Lady Whistledown put Penelope and Colin at the center of attention quickly.

    Who were these strange visitors/ How did they get here? How can they fix the mess they created before lives are ruined? Or is it too late?

    A Polin/Xfiles crossover that 3 people asked for.

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    28 May 2025

  4. Public Bookmark *

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    In retrospect, the clinic being named Pall Mall Family Planning probably should've been considered an omen.

    Thanks to a typo made by an overworked scheduling nurse, Penelope Featherington is accidentally artificially inseminated, resulting in her becoming a pregnant virgin at the age of 26.

    And to make matters even more absurd, Colin Bridgerton may (or may not) be the father.

    Granted, neither of them actually know that that's a possibility...

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    07 Mar 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 75

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    Colin tries his best not to interrupt his wife's video work call, but he just needs her so bad.

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    07 Mar 2025