Someweirdshiz
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Just like the title says, Erling haaland is dating a girl who makes him feel like his life is a fairy tale, then she turns it into a nightmare, one that he can’t wake up from.
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There is absolutely no plot to this thing
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When obsession turns into possession by Someweirdshiz for Lillymoonstone (LilyG3mini)
Fandoms: Men's Football RPF
23 Apr 2025
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Being deeply in love with someone without really knowing who they are can be really harmful for you, that fictional image you’ve created of them in your head, when met with reality, is crushed and your left mourning a person who never existed
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Teasing by Someweirdshiz for SWmelon
Fandoms: bottom Erling haaland, edging - Fandom, crying - Fandom, malebottom, femaletop, erling haaland - Fandom, erling haalnd, Omega Erling haaland - Fandom
12 Nov 2023
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Erlings gf is one kinky mf
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When Erlings gf suggests a new idea, he sees no reason why he should disagree
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“England is pretty cool.” Erling says at the end of the interview as the skinny Manc grins.
“England is a shit hole.” Erling tells Martin very, very, seriously.
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07 Oct 2025
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Alfie knew that football could take him far away. He counted on it, prayed for it. Under a blanket that was warm but not designed to be comforting, staring into the inky black of his ceiling, thinking of the ways he could have stopped the forwards on the tapes he has watched. Allowing himself time to think about what else football could give him. Freedom. Money. Girls.
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- Part 2 of Secret Face
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24 Sep 2025
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Erling wakes up in the omega verse and is super confused...
Jude tells him how they got togetherInspired by @/alltimecharlo's 'honey (are you coming?)'
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24 Sep 2025
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arts and crafts with some shenanigans...
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20 Sep 2025
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The Netherlands and Scotland play each other in a friendly.
Mo and Ali decide to support their men!
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Mo and Ali make use of injury recovery time in the best way possible.
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20 Sep 2025