15 Works by Spoiler__Alert
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The Last time Katie had been this close to the Blue Kingdom's wall was when she and Nom were on opposite sides of a battle they both pretended to be fighting. The time before that, she had been leaving everything she knew behind her.
Leaving her brother behind her.
They would always be two birds, but one was never going to let go of the wire he knew, and the other would never give up her wings.
OR: I watched the clip of Nom and Katie signing 'Two Birds' on stream like ten times in a row and then wrote this about it.
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When Owen gets gravely injured, surrounded by hostile townsfolk, Legs makes good on his promise to save him. But as Owen heals amidst angry vampire hunters and vampires alike, Legs will have to contend between his philosophy of ‘doing no harm’ and keeping his word to a person who is suffering. Will the good doctor succumb to the darkness, or will Owen’s fears be proven right after all - that all humans are the same.
OR: I cried after episode 3 and never stopped. Here's the result.
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Some stories are told for centuries upon centuries, legends that fade to myths, and eventually, bedtime stories whispered by the waning embers of a once-burning fire.
Some stories never make it out of the border of the town they were born in.
But even so, such things tend to find a way to be heard, in the end.
A decade or so into the future, an archaeologist and a historian make their way to the ruins of a town sources say was once known as ‘Oakhurst.’
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All my troubles on a Burning Pile by Spoiler__Alert
Fandoms: Vampires SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
29 Sep 2025
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Owen was not the kind of person who showed his weaknesses. Well, technically, Owen was not a person at all - not anymore, at least - but that was rather beside the point.
His pulse was pounding inside his skull, just like it was the day he woke up, a creature of the night. There had been smoke in the air even before he had crawled his way out of that tomb.
He had been too late.
That awful word seemed to ring throughout the whole town, again and again and again.
Pyre.
OR: Scott makes a comment about how Avid would be of better use to the town on a pyre than accusing citizens of murder, and all the walls Owen had built crumpled down in front of him.
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Don't be a Stranger, Dear. by Spoiler__Alert
Fandoms: The Mechanisms (Band), The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
20 Aug 2025
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Jonathan Sims was tied to a chair in a wax museum. Great.
Nikolai Orsinov was not always Nikolai Orsinov. Nikolai was a Role, a mask It had been wearing for a long, long time...but who was It before?
And why did It want to protect the Archivist so badly?
OR: Nikolai Orsinov was meant to "take care" of the Archivist. Instead, The Toy Soldier took care of Its son.
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- Part 4 of How to Raise an Archivist
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What shall we do with a sleepy space pirate? by Spoiler__Alert
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast), The Mechanisms (Band)
19 Aug 2025
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It's movie night on The Aurora, and admits the chaos and bickering, a four year old Jonathan Sims falls asleep on a certain First Mate.
"What shall we do with the sleepy space pirate, distant stars a-waiting!"
OR: Jon gets a lullaby, and Jonny D'Ville gets a reminder that, just maybe, he isn't as heartless as he pretend to be.
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- Part 3 of How to Raise an Archivist
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Homesick Pangs by Spoiler__Alert
Fandoms: The Mechanisms (Band), The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
17 Aug 2025
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There, lying on his desk, seal still unbroken, was a half-haphazardly folded, somewhat bloodstained scrap of paper.
“And what is that supposed to mean?” Tim asked.
Jon swallowed. “It means that my parents are coming to visit.”
The Mechanisms take a break from their usual menu of fun, violence, adventure, violence, and...more violence, to visit their son (whom they did a fantastic job raising, thank you very much.)
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- Part 2 of How to Raise an Archivist
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The Outlaws & The In-laws by Spoiler__Alert
Fandoms: DCU, DCU (Comics), Young Justice (Cartoon), Young Justice - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types, Justice League (2017), Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics)
16 Aug 2025
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Bruce knocked his fist against the wooden door, his cowl casting a dramatic shadow across the front step. Behind him, all in various stages of injury, stood the entire Justice League, watching the small cabin with curious glances. An awkward silence surrounded them, until Hal finally spoke up, his voice more than slightly nervous. “Are you sure about this, Batman?” To his everlasting credit, Bruce only hesitated for a second before grunting back a “Yes. These are allies.” The door swung open, revealing an older-looking teen with guns strapped to his thighs. The league froze. This, whatever this was, was not what they had expected when Batman himself led them to a safe-house in the middle of nowhere. The teen sighed, glaring at them.
“What the hell, Dad?”
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How to Raise an Archivist by Spoiler__Alert
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast), The Mechanisms (Band)
16 Aug 2025
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Jonathan Sims was not raised by normal people. They weren’t even people, not really. Not anymore.
You see, Jon was raised by a group of immortal spacepunk pirates called The Mechanisms, who travelled around the cosmos seeking fun, violence, adventure, violence, and, oh, you guessed it, more violence. And now, apparently, parenthood.
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- Part 1 of How to Raise an Archivist
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My love will Fall with Grace by Spoiler__Alert
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Percy Jackson and the Olympians (TV 2023), The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan
07 Jul 2025
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Months ago, Annabeth came up with a code word for if any of the 7 was ever in trouble - physically or mentally - and when a battle between friends goes wrong, it becomes Jason's turn to use it.
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- Part 3 of Too close to the sun
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High Achiever, Don't You See? by Spoiler__Alert
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Percy Jackson and the Olympians (TV 2023), The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan
03 Jul 2025
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Months ago, Annabeth came up with a code word for if any of the 7 was ever in trouble - physically or mentally - and now it's her turn to use it.
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- Part 2 of Too close to the sun
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Love you like Oxygen by Spoiler__Alert
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Percy Jackson and the Olympians (TV 2023)
24 Jun 2025
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Months ago, Annabeth came up with a code word for if any of the 7 was ever in trouble - physically or mentally - and during a bad panic attack, Percy finally cracks and uses the code. Will the 7 come through for him?
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- Part 1 of Too close to the sun
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A picnic planned for you and me by Spoiler__Alert
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
11 May 2025
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"We could go for a...picnic?"
Crowley and Aziraphale have gone for a picnic twice, once in 1941, still in denial of the ties that bind them, and once as husbands, living their happy-ever-after.
Both times in love.
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Nothing to see here (A Solangelo and Avengers Fanfiction) by Spoiler__Alert
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan, Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Trials of Apollo - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians (TV 2023)
21 Apr 2025
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Nothing to see here, Just two normal teenagers fighting monsters and trying not to get found out by some of the most powerful people in the world.
Nico Di Angelo and Will Solace are defending Manhattan from monsters, like usual, when they catch the eyes of a certain team of superheroes. Literally. Can the two boys spin this problem to their advantage, or will they accidentally reveal the location of Camp-Half blood, and the very existent of Demi-gods?
And more importantly, could the Avengers possibly be more than just a threat? What if Will and Nico could find the family they so desperately need? -
For Your Sisters and Brothers by Spoiler__Alert
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), DCU (Comics)
15 Jan 2025
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Jason Todd just wants to be left alone.
His siblings refuse to let that happen.
Will Jason realise just how much he is missed before it's too late to mend this broken family? Or is one bad day really all it takes to ruin what could of been?
Or: It's Bab's birthday and his siblings keep trying to invite Jason...by breaking into his house.