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“Look,” Thorin said to Dwalin, after the halfling had miraculously survived a hundred foot fall and caught up with them after escaping a mountain full of ravenous goblins, the entire company had been cornered on a cliff by wargs and set fire to the trees they were on, Thorin himself had managed to avoid getting decapitated, and the whole lot of them had gotten an unexpected ride by oliphant-sized talking eagles. The halfling was still bubbling happily nearby, his stupidly beautiful eyes wide open and fawn-like. “Look,” Thorin said again, a little more firmly. “There’s something not right about all this.”
“Mahal, not this again,” said Dwalin.
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30 Mar 2026
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Sweet Girl by theonsfavouritetoy
Fandoms: Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin
17 Jan 2018
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When a pervy old Lord known to prey on pretty boys announces his visit to Winterfell, the Starks come up with a plan to save Jon's virtue - with unexpected consequences.
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In which Jon Snow's heritage becomes pretty clear at the time of his death.
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30 Mar 2026
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The Tickler’s Conundrum by Samtree for julek
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
24 Jan 2022
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“Sweet Melitele, I have no clue then. If I didn’t know you better, I’d guess you are too ticklish to be touched.”
Geralt freezes, and the next second stretches into eternity. All Jaskier hears is his own heartbeat in his ear and the subtle hitch in his witcher’s breath.
Oh.
“Wait.” Jaskier pulls back, placing a hand on Geralt’s arm. “Are you?”
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a war between the vanities by xianvar
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
07 May 2022
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“Where did you get that?” he growled, and Jaskier grinned at him, the same mirthless, toothy grin he’d had that afternoon. He smelled not one iota afraid, even with Geralt looming over him and having bruised him.
“From that lovely innkeep,” he said, and Geralt could almost taste the venom in the words. The smug satisfaction increased tenfold.
“You stole. Again.”
Jaskier’s face sobered abruptly, nothing but banked fury in his eyes. “He was neither weak nor starving. Instead, he sent you away for nothing but your profession. He should be glad I didn’t do anything more… drastic.”
Or: 5 times Jaskier steals grain to teach people a lesson, and one time he buys it instead.