StressedAndUnimpressed
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Sir, That is a Whole Ass Child by StressedAndUnimpressed
Fandoms: Stardew Valley (Video Game)
28 Jul 2025
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When Ody disembarked Willy's old ship onto the supposedly deserted shores of Ginger Island, the last thing he expected was to see another person let alone a child. A child that squawked at him from a tree at least six feet in the air before running off into the jungle.
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In the Beginning by StressedAndUnimpressed
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword, The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms
22 Jun 2025
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They say that those who forget the past are doomed to repeat it. This is a lesson many Hylians try to take to heart for they've seen it happen time and time again. In an act of remembrance they tell their children of the creation of their land. Sharing the legend as a bedtime story or campfire tale. This is that legend.
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- Part 1 of I promise the timeline makes sense
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I promise the timeline makes sense by StressedAndUnimpressed
Fandom: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword
23 Jun 2025
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Robert felt guilty for keeping secrets from the z-team. They were starting to become a family, and he was getting closer to a certain firey hero. But he wasn't just keeping Mecha Man a secret, he was also keeping his prosthetic leg a secret in fear he would be treated differently. That was until Visi convinced him at the Sardine to come clean...
OR when the suit exploded it took one of Robert's legs with it and he's trying to come clean to the team and his situationship with Flambae.
This fic was inspired by fanart made by @citrus0lemon on twitter. I won't do the art justice with my writing, it looking amazing.
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20 Jan 2026
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Robert only had a single secret left that not even invisigal knew. Robert Robertson was in fact, an omega. An omega with a pack of alphas who all think he’s a beta. He doesn’t exactly know why he hasn’t told them, probably because he’s not ready, yea that’s what he tells himself. But when he suddenly goes into heat, will the inexperience alphas be able to take care of him when he’s in need?
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19 Jan 2026
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If I Had To Be Stuck With Anyone, I'm So Happy It's You by saganasa
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
26 Dec 2025
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A brief fic where Robert and Sonar have a mission go wrong and are captured and interrogated together and they end up spilling more to each other than they do to their captor. Mildly angsty as they begin to work through some of their own personal hang-ups and get to know each other better.
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19 Jan 2026
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“I miss Robert.” Prism had bluntly said over the call finally.
“For real. He was a bitch, but he was a good dispatcher.” Flambae agreed.
A soft chitter of discontent left Sonar, but thankfully no one called it out or teased him for it.
“I hope he's resting well.” Coupé mumbled, and honestly.
Fuck man, these guys actually cared about him.
Or, When Robert is late after the bar fight, everyone panics. The panic gets worse when he calls them- through SDN services, and not their cells. Sonar decides then and there that Robert would be safer with him and Malevola.
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- Part 9 of Dispatch
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- English
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19 Jan 2026
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“Alright, team. Rally up. Stop jerking each other off,” Robert said, staring up at the ceiling.
Visi snorted. “I think the only circle jerk going on right now is between you and Herm, dude.”
“Zip up, boys!” Prism exclaimed, nearly hysterical with it, and Robert sat there with a spinning head as the group devolved into yet another fit of laughter, this one even more undignified than the first.
Anxiety clawed at the walls of Robert’s throat. Discomfort bloomed in his stomach. This was… bad. Terrible, even. Had the jokes always been this direct? Did everyone but Robert already know about this?
Or, Robert learns that Waterboy has obvious favoritism towards him, and because he's so distracted by the concept, Robert doesn't even realize that he's being courted.
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19 Jan 2026