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Five Times Bruce Banner Needs New Pants + the One Time He Doesn’t by awesomesockes, whumphoarder
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Incredible Hulk (2008), Iron Man (Movies), Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017)
27 Apr 2019
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Given his tendency to turn into an enormous green rage monster, pants never last long around Bruce these days. That’s why Tony jokingly signed the man up for a ‘Pants of the Month Club’ subscription. Little did the poor, unlucky scientist know just how vital that shipment would become.
Welcome to Bruce’s week from Hell.
Or, Five Times Bruce Banner Needs New Pants + the One Time He Doesn’t
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- Part 4 of Christ, What Now?
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20 Jan 2026
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One More Chance by Retro_Hussy (retro_hussy)
Fandoms: Life on Mars (UK), Ashes to Ashes (UK TV)
04 Jan 2026
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January 1981. Ending up in the canal with the Cortina seems like the logical end to Sam’s tentative and secret arrangement with Gene. And Gene’s subsequent move to London seems like the logical end to their time working together.
But Sam sometimes forgets that Gene is always capable of surprising him.
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15 Jan 2026
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Patchwork by MCUsic_to_my_ears
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel, The Incredible Hulk - All Media Types, Iron Man - All Media Types, Captain America - All Media Types
24 Jul 2018
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In the wake of Rebecca Banner's murder, her son is placed into the loving hands of foster parents Steve Rogers and Tony Stark when his aunt is unable to take him in. After saying goodbye to his cousin, Jen, he meets his foster brother, Peter Parker, the adopted son of Steve and Tony. The family must learn to help Bruce cope with his trauma while the impending trial of Brian Banner looms over them.
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06 Jan 2026
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For the safety of the public, criminals go to jail. It's not safe for axe murderers and child predators to be out and about in public. Bruce isn't an axe murdering child predator so he's not in jail. He's something worse, and consequently, he's somewhere worse.
This is not complete, updates will be added at random but I'm proud of this now and can't wait to post.
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05 Jan 2026
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What if Cain and Glitch hooked up during the events of Tin Man (2007)? Mini character study, and what might have happened between main story action beats.
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30 Dec 2025