Suck_my_fcking_balls
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Everyone always thinks mars is great until they actually get there.
Let me describe it to you:
Old people? Killed.
Young people? Orphaned.
Gay people? Thriving.
My mental health? Crying.
Philza minecraft’s waffles? Fucking amazing.
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“I would never stop showing you off,” Ilya said. “If I could.” by dntat
Fandom Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
23 Dec 2025
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Ilya and Shane explore voyeurism and exhibitionism with Hayden Pike.
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11 Dec 2025
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The Bedtime Story by Cassunjey
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
09 Apr 2026
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It's a great honour to be named Thorin Oakenshield's heirs. And the perfect excuse for the dwarves of Thorin's halls to gather the tribes and host a celebratory tournament.
But being an heir isn't all parties. With Fili and Kili's new roles comes new responsibilities. After a mistake threatens the security and wellbeing of every dwarf in Thorin's Halls, the boys decide it might be better for everyone if they made their own way in the world.
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Everyone gets chosen by a patron god once they’re born. Usually, whatever patron has historically hosted their family line claims them. Logan was not one of such cases. A little time after his first birthday, Logan’s normally light green eyes turned a sharp, bitter blue. And then he went on a rampage where he bit everyone in sight.
And that’s how the god of hunters claimed Logan Sargeant.
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- Part 1 of Hunting Down Dreams
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27 Feb 2024
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Daniel loves to fly, but he needs to race.
Every F1 driver joins the grid knowing they have a choice to keep their wings or trim them for less weight, sacrificing flight for race pace. Daniel has always promised himself he will never trim his wings.
Until he comes to McLaren, and the choice is made for him.
In which the most-loved driver of the grid has a long, slow fall, and nobody notices until it is too late.
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- Part 1 of Birds of a Feather
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Bookmarked by Suck_my_fcking_balls
15 Feb 2024
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Fernando knew that first love was what made people experience the most intense and special feeling that a human being could feel for someone. Also, first love makes people experience a different kind of pain for the first time. Fernando also heard people say, even after their hearts were broken: first love never dies.
Fernando's first love broke his heart years ago when they were young. Mark couldn't date a boy, he said before moving away with his girlfriend. Even though he suffered for years, Fernando never forgot it, and it bothers him a lot.
Currently, Fernando works in a horrible office. He never saw Mark or heard from him again. Despite feeling curious about looking for Mark on social media, Fernando needs to focus on his new task at the office: helping the new, young employee adapt to the environment. Fortunately, this Oscar seems to be a calm boy, but something about him reminds Fernando of someone...
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29 Jan 2024