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  1. Public Bookmark 52

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    Banished from Tav’s good graces for being insufferable, Gale and Astarion drown their sorrows, play dress-up, and discover that maybe they weren’t competing for Tav's heart so much as auditioning for each other’s. Left unsupervised, they discover that silence really is golden, lace really does flatter everyone, and love really can be this stupid.

    Reasonably Canon-Compliant for Act 2 - as usual, I bend some spellcasting rules.

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    06 Feb 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 11

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    Gale unexpectedly dies in a fight, and Astarion will do anything to get him back. Luckily, Gale’s simulacrum is there to help.

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    After Gale comes back to life, he gets cucked by his simulacrum.

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    “You almost had it. Its name is K’ha’ssji’trach’ash,” the simulacrum explains, saying the word slowly. “The last part is in the back of the throat.”

    “If you don’t shut up, I’ll shove something to the back of your throat,” Astarion snaps back.

    The simulacrum looks him up and down. “I’m not supposed to do that without Gale present, but I imagine he would indulge you if you ask nicely. I am anatomically accurate if you are wondering.”

    Astarion is about to lose his gods damn mind. Gale’s dead, his simulacrum is talking about threesomes, and some fucking Mephit refuses to cooperate.

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    02 Feb 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 23

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    Astarion finds himself lusting after Gale but after the wizard rejects him, he decides to take matters, or rather magic, into his own hands to satisfy his own needs.

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    02 Feb 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 19

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    Gale cut quite the figure in the robe. Thick, scaled fabric that reflected rainbow hues in the noon sun hugged every inch of Gale that it touched, accentuating all the right places and revealing plenty more. The long slit at the thigh went all the way to the wizard’s waist, leaving all but the very curve of his plump ass exposed to passerby, and the neckline plunged past his navel to kiss the hair creeping up from between his legs. Tanned muscles built from their weeks on the road peeked out from every gap and contrasted nicely with the light blue of the scales. Even the Netherese orb looked fetching, nestled between his tits and framed nicely by the deep neckline as it was.

    In which Astarion talks Durge and Gale into a threesome. Astarion has the time of his life bossing everyone around, Durge gets flustered, and Gale wears the Wavemother's Robe. The primary relationship is Astarion/The Dark Urge, but don't worry; Gale has a great time too.

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    02 Feb 2026

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    I squirmed, pinned between him and the counter. "It’s not – look, I don’t run to schedule, okay?" I said. "Don’t – I’m not easy."

    "You don’t say." Okay, that much sarcasm was uncalled for.

    "I mean it," I said doggedly. "I’m not one of those ‘insert coin, pull lever’ girls."

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    13 Dec 2025