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    "I do not wish to leave my future spouse… dissatisfied with my intimate knowledge,” Lan Zhan says, very seriously. “I am hoping to find an instructor, to better prepare myself for such matters."

    Wei Ying feels his mouth drop open. He's pretty sure the Second Jade of Lan just told him he's a virgin who wants to learn how to do sex good.

    Rogue Cultivator Wei Wuxian is the stuff of local legends. Some of those legends are even true! The ones about his tremendous experience in bed, on the other hand, are not so true. Which becomes a problem when Lan Wangji, on the verge of an arranged marriage and worried he won’t know how to please his future spouse, enlists Wei Ying's help to teach him the art of love-making. Wei Ying's great at improvisation, though, and is pretty sure he's got this sex mentor thing under control. What could possibly go wrong?

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    17 Mar 2026

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    Wei Ying,
    I will come pick you up on the auspicious date.
    Lan Zhan

    Lan Zhan,
    What auspicious date? Why are you always speaking in riddles? And why do we still have this giant pile of gifts from your sect? Are we forming some sort of alliance, or is this an underhanded bribery tactic?
    Wei Ying

    To the Madam of the Yunmeng Jiang Clan,
    As an elder of the Gusu Lan Clan, I consulted a matchmaker and did not learn of any auspicious days suitable for this marriage. Perhaps it is ill-fated.
    Lan Qiren

    To the Gusu Lan Clan Elder,
    I have received your concerns.
    Perhaps a matchmaker in Yunmeng could offer a different perspective. Why don’t you send me Lan-er-gongzi’s Eight Characters?
    Yu Ziyuan

    OR: yu ziyuan and lan qiren negotiate wangxian's marriage (but they don't exactly share a common goal)

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    15 Mar 2026

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    Wei Wuxian has been feeling like someone was watching him for weeks.

    A hot new neighbor moves in to one of the vacant units in the falling-down apartment block he lives in while laying low and waiting for the trial against Wen Ruohan and Jin Guangshan to move forward.

    These two events are not unrelated.

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    Lan Wangji does a favor for an old school friend in tracking down his wife’s missing foster brother and keeping a watch out for anyone trying to harm him. He quickly decides that a closer view would be beneficial.

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    15 Mar 2026

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    “Oh my god,” Wei Ying says, a sudden and potent realization hitting him. He puts his face wash back down. At least he brushed his teeth before calling Lan Zhan, right. “It’s a sex thing! Your text is a sex thing!”

    “Will that be all for the order?”

    “You texted on work time for a sex thing!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

    “All requested items and services will be available by the end of the week,” Lan Zhan says. “Pick up or delivery?”

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    12 Mar 2026

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    Lan Wangji lifts his head to press his lips to Xiao-Hei's forehead, the kiss an expression of all the affection he has to offer.

    “Prrt?” Xiao-Hei says, and stretches, and—

    The weight on Lan Wangji increases abruptly, and his hands aren't touching soft fur anymore, they're touching soft skin—bare skin—and he's looking down into Xiao-Hei's yellow, slitted eyes, though not into Xiao-Hei's little cat face, but the face of a man.

    A beautiful, startled, very naked man.

    Or: Lan Wangji finds himself with a stray cat he didn't want, then a stray cultivator he pretends not to want, and then a stray boyfriend he definitely wants.

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    05 Mar 2026