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    "It was bound to happen eventually, I suppose,” Yennefer said derisively. “I’m surprised you don’t leave your little cuckoos to be raised by the cuckolds.”

    “This is not my little cuckoo,” Jaskier said, not a little shortly. “This is Geralt’s little chicken coming home to roost.”

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    06 Apr 2026

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    Mobei-Jun does not speak human. He does not speak human even a little bit, as Shang Qinghua has tested by saying absolutely unholy filthy things to him that should have gotten him instantly murdered, but instead only earns him a blank, annoyed stare. 

    “My king, please, it’s only water. It’s unpoisoned, see? See, I’ll drink some. Ahh, tasty, safe water! Please, drink it? You’re sweating so much, you’re, like, melting.” He helps Mobei-Jun drink the water. “... God I really want to lick the sweat off your neck.” 

    Mobei-Jun does not react. Ahaha, this is kind of fun. Except for all the ways that it’s so fucking inconvenient. 

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    Shang Qinghua wrote PIDW to have many different languages; he does not remember this.

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    03 Apr 2026

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    Becoming emperor of the cultivation world will start with a first step as small and basic as becoming Head Disciple of Huan Hua Palace. For that, he must steal the position away from the current Head Disciple. Luo Binghe will sabotage, upstage, and completely and utterly best him.

    The road to destroying everything and everyone who has ever wronged him, to becoming the highest ruler so that no one will ever have the right to control him ever again - it will start as simply as ruining Gongyi Xiao’s life.

    Compared to everything else he’s already done, this should be easy.

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    Luo Binghe brings all his skills of cunning and brutality to bear on Gongyi Xiao, Head Disciple of Huan Hua Palace Sect. It… doesn’t go too well for him.

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    03 Apr 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 8

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    It maybe went without saying that more people took advantage of the allowed ten gallons of wine a year per family than had previously celebrated shabbat dinner, but what perhaps didn’t go without saying was that the members of the goyishe community who were willing to break the law were more likely to know a bootlegger called Moshe than Luciano.

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    01 Apr 2026

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    The System had been very clear: User 001 had transmigrated into Shang Qinghua’s character. For the past ten years, as he struggled against the limitations of his child body, Airplane had tried to reconcile himself with the fate that awaited him—the sect burning because of him, his neck snapped by a demon’s hand—and hoped desperately that he could change it somehow.

    Except now… his fate seemed to have changed by itself?

    “You have indeed been selected to join Xing Jiao Peak,” the teacher repeated. “Do you accept?”

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    23 Mar 2026