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Over The Fire by TableThighs
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski
10 Aug 2020
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After dealing with a strange creature to help a village from starving things get weird for Geralt and Jaskier later at the yearly harvest festival. Will an old tradition bring forth well guarded feelings to the light and how will it all go down for the two friends.
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A foolish bet is going to get Iruka and his friends killed if he can't find a way to save them from the ruthless king who has imprisoned them. Each night he tells the king stories to buy them more time, but in between the lewd tales he spins, he discovers that not all of his friends are what they seem and neither is the king.
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02 Aug 2025
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In a last-ditch effort to save their relationship Naruto plans a dinner for their anniversary, but can it be saved?
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05 Jul 2025
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Naruto FINALLY choosing himself over sasuke
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5 Times Iruka Semi-Avoided his Gay Thoughts, and 1 Time He Took Them Home by harmonicallychaos
Fandoms: Naruto
04 Sep 2020
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Iruka always went to bed early-- it was just a habit of his. He works long days, both with his students and at the Mission Desk. He likes to keep himself fully rested for the day ahead, never knowing that it might bring. Sometimes, that day came early.Although he was not a light sleeper, Iruka was still a well-trained ninja. He naturally woke at the sound of his front door opening. Iruka remained completely still as he listened to the footfalls of his intruder, counting only three before he heard a dull thud.
Silently, the Chūnin crept down the stairs-- suddenly thankful he knew which areas creaked-- as he made his way to his living room. Kunai in hand, he prepared to strike the intruder before they got the chance to launch an attack of their own. As he rounded the corner, he looked down at the floor and came face to face with--
“Kakashi?!”
“Hi,” The Jōnin croaked back at him, voice hoarse as he remained motionless on the floor, “come here often?”
“Come here oft-- Kakashi!” Iruka sputtered at the motionless Jōnin, ex ANBU captain, bleeding out on his living room carpet, “what happened?”
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“Are you telling me that this calendar was your idea?” Iruka asked. “That you came up with this whole thing, convinced other ANBU to take part and arranged all these ridiculous photo shoots…just so you could come onto me?”
There was a pause.
“Well I’d planned to take you out to dinner first,” Hound said.
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28 Jun 2025
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Iruka peruses the mission board when he overhears some kunoichi talking about a C-rank babysitting mission. Curious by the rumours, Iruka takes a look.
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C-Rank, Chuunin and above only.Mission Duration:
???? One week. An arrangement can be made for recurring services if you survive.Mission Description:
Feral baby.
Please feed and water.
Bring dog treats. He likes those.Signed:
Henohenomoheji.Iruka untacks the mission brief, walks over to the mission coordinators and asks, “This mission is a prank, right?”
Or: The continual well-being of Uzumaki Naruto rides on a C-Ranked mission.
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23 Jun 2025