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    He dies on April Fool's Day, so now he's Obito Uchiha.
    Because apparently that's how the universe works now.

    i.e.
    In which Obito is a reincarnate and does not care for canon in the least.

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    14 Jan 2026

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    Cursed spirits are usually born knowing what they were supposed to do, apparently.

    "Apparently" is pretty dubious because Obito was not exactly born but more like spat out of death's stomach with absolutely no idea of what to do next.

    On the upside (more like downside) there's a Kakashi-look alike with a god complex and Obito really wants to fist fight god.

    or:

    There's a new curse that Gojo Satoru has the perfect conspiracy theory for. (To be fair, no one takes interdimensional ninja into account.)

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    03 Feb 2026

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    Kids are the joy of life, cousin Mikoto once said, presenting him with the ugliest, wrinkliest, most eyesoreful infant possible. Itachi opened his eyes then, and, almost as if he could read Obito’s thoughts and decipher the grimace of disgust on his face, started crying and screeching like a captured bijou - Obito would know, he heard that sound many times by now.

    So that was a fucking lie.

    He forces himself not to comment on the armoury that the kid’s bed had become - he can allow Sasuke to keep some paranoia, as a treat - and instead tugs at the covers.

    Three more shuriken and a kunai fall to the floor.

    “I’m happy right here. Can you teach me katon?” Sasuke tells him, as if Obito isn't going through every thing he knows about anger management in his head right now.

    “Kid, seriously,” Obito rubs at his temples, “take it from me, only having training as your hobby will lead to a burnout,” or, to becoming a terrorist that gets thrown into the past against his will.

     

    Or; after the fight with Kaguya, instead of dying, Obito finds himself in the Uchiha compound week post the massacre.
    He ends up taking care of Sasuke.

    Or; Obito repents by becoming a parental figure.

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    02 Feb 2026

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    26 funny

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    Everything was looking up. His best friend was back and Team Seven was together again. Kaguya would lose. That was what he thought until suddenly he was falling. Now he was in pain with an oversized uniform and a voice too high. What the hell was going on?

    (Or: Kakashi and Obito return to the past with no explanation and decide to do whatever the hell they want.)

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    30 Jan 2026

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  5. Public Bookmark 58

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    Minato was seventeen when he was thrust into parenthood. He wasn't ready. It's not that he doesn't love Kakashi, because he does, but, that doesn't mean he was ready to be a father.

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    29 Jan 2026