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    The blazing suns of No Man's Land render the horizon an impossibly bright blur. Nicholas D. Wolfwood is ready to kick this Eye of Michael crap to the curb, and he's going to do what he can to make sure no one like him ever exists again. Millions Knives has wandered this waste of a planet alone for over a century, wondering if the last he would have ever seen of his brother was a look of shock and pain and horror.

    Vash has spent the last hundred and fifty years locked away in William Conrad's lab trying to help humanity in whatever little way he can.

    Misadventures ensue.

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    A Stampede-ish roleswap where Vash was found by William Conrad and Knives was left to wander aimlessly.

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    Vash is a gateway into a higher dimension and perhaps that's why there's technically three of him. But there's only one of him. It's all rather confusing and the constant arguments inside his head don't help.

    {Look, I'm just saying diving off this cliff is technically an option.}
    [That's a terrible idea.]
    "I think he's got a point."
    [He does NOT.]

    In which there's Vash and Vash and Vash inside one body and this has consequences for everyone.

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    10 Mar 2026

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    Tobirama slowly lifted the blanket back up, revealing the child to have neither magically dissapeared, nor spontaneously started making sense in the time he'd spent wishing them to.

    Slight correction to his earlier statment; There was a small, unfamiliar Hatake child laying in Tobirama's bed.

     

    Or, 6 year old Kakashi gets zapped back to the warring states. Tobirama picks him up by the scruff and immediatley invokes finders keepers rules

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    03 Mar 2026

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    u·ro·bo·ros

    a circular symbol depicting a snake, or less commonly a dragon, swallowing its tail, as an emblem of wholeness or infinity.
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    When Yuji eats Sukuna's finger, he is alone in his own body. There is no Sukuna, no voice in his head, or other soul in his body. But that does not stop the curse's influence from taking hold of him.

    Maybe there was no Yuji Itadori in the first place.

    Maybe there was always only Sukuna.
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    ( Or Yuji is Sukuna's reincarnation)

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    07 Feb 2026

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    Hatake Kakashi died in the middle of a battlefield - an over powered fire jutsu through his heart, courtesy of leaping to protect an ally. He is 36.

    Hatake Kakashi opens his eyes to find himself kneeling over his father's still-warm body, hands sticky with blood. He is 6 years old.

    He doesn't know how it is he has traveled 30 years into the past, but he isn't questioning it. It's just a new facet of life - he was once 36, he is now 6, and he is going to save Konoha from the terrible original fate that had befallen it.

    Or he will die trying.

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    01 Feb 2026