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    Robert Robertson is a man who puts himself in situations where powers would be pretty useful.
    But he doesn't have them. What he does have is a mortal body made of breakable bones, cuttable skin, bruisable flesh, and other generally damageable stuff.
    Maybe, at some point, he'll realize that he's got his limits. The way things are going, it's likely that the Z-team will identify them all before he does.


    “Hey Golem,” Invisigal called out. “What were you listening to while you were outside?”
    Golem turned away from him to go join up with her, and Robert followed-- or he intended to. Something went wrong when he took a step to the side. He felt his body swaying.
    “Woah.” Robert caught himself on the bench, next to Prism.
    “Watch it,” said Prism. “The bar fight’s over, boy. Don’t go knocking yourself out now.”
    Robert laughed under his breath. “Yeah, that would be stupid, huh.”

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    06 Feb 2026

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    “Who the fuck even are you?”

    He grins at the question, feeling his chest swell into something more… proud. He could really, really do with this. “Glad you asked. I am Chad, and I’m a hero.” That really feels odd to say, still. Flambae pauses to scratch his chin with his right hand. “Well, it’s my first day tomorrow. But, you know, technicalities.”

    And that’s when he notices that the other’s gaze fixates on his stumps, eyes going a bit wide.

    (He notices the pause, the way the guy swallows hard too as he leans back with dropped shoulders.

    The aggressive behaviour vanishes at once and Flambae doesn’t know if he should want it back.)

    “Ah. Shit.

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    Or: Sometimes you have to burn a bridge and take the long way around it.

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    05 Feb 2026

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    Superhero dispatch network @SDN: We are proud to announce that Project Phoenix was a success and introduce you to the team

    Inviagal, Sonar, Prism, Waterboy, Coupe, Malevola, Golem, and lastly, Punch Up 

    Dispatcher: Robert Roberson

    Supervised by blonde blaser
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    The Z-team has been unveiled to the public, and social media reacts kindly. The Z-team, on the other hand keep creating PR nightmares.

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    04 Feb 2026

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    “She didn’t tell me she was sending the hot nurse.” His voice is low, raspy in a way Robert is sure is supposed to be seductive but sounds a little more like he swallowed sandpaper. He grins up crookedly, eyes shamelessly dragging over the column of Robert’s throat. “Not that I’m complaining.”

    Robert blinks. Once. Twice.

    He… he wasn’t expecting that.

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    Flambae is concussed and thinks Robert’s his boyfriend. Shenanigans ensue.

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