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    It was Keith, mostly, who couldn’t handle the Castle for these endless days in space, but Lance had woken up a few times on his own, desperate for air, for space that wasn’t infinite blackness or the inside of metal walls. On Lance's few bad nights, Keith would trail after him to the pool, and they would float together in the water with their eyes shut.

     

    Lance and Keith have been back on the Castle for three weeks, and yet they don’t feel like they’ve come home.

    The rest of Team Voltron is somehow still missing Lance and Keith. These space cowboy mercenaries don’t quite fit in Paladin armour. They haven’t reached out to their Lions. They fight with a callous brutality.

    On the darkest days, Pidge wonders if they even wanted to be saved.

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    Pidge noted the two missing fingers, and watched as a pair of silver eyes widened.

    “You’re … you’re like Lance. And Keith.”

    Hunk let out a sound, desperate and high-pitched. Pidge staggered forward but reined herself in as the woman pointed a shotgun her way.

    “We’re here to take them home.”

    Shiro spoke so calmly, the kind of calm Pidge was sure none of them felt.

     
    Lance and Keith have been gone for eleven months, one week and three hours. Team Voltron is landing on a planet with no name, and they’re looking for their Red and Blue Paladins. But who they find instead are The Two McClains, a pair of scarred, ruthless cowboy mercenaries.

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    “We’re not robbing the bank of the biggest crime lord here, Lance. Do you have a death wish?!”

    “Let’s just do our damn best to not die. I am too gorgeous to expire this early, dude — I haven’t even hit my prime yet.”
     

    Six weeks after crashing landing on this miserable world, the Red and Blue Paladins are on the verge of losing everything. This is how Lance and Keith turned it all around and earned their badass reputation as The Two McClains: Mercenaries Who Get The Job Done.

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    Jealous (adj) /jeləs/
    Dictionary definition: feeling or showing envy of someone or their achievements and advantages.
    Keith's definition: inability to meet a guy’s eye, uncontrollable stammering, blushing; see also: crush.
    So why would Lance be jealous of Keith?
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    Keith is bad at emotions. He and Lance are both bad at saying what they mean. They work it out. Eventually.

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    Lance receives a prophecy he didn't ask for — one that comes with a countdown on his wrist and the knowledge that he's going to die.

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    A 30-day-challenge written entirely using prompts!

    (And in case you're not one to read tags, just know I'm not a sadist and Lance is my favorite character. In other words, you can expect a happy ending.)

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