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    eye of the beholder by

    Fandoms: The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)  

    22 Aug 2025

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    Bilbo has been living in Erebor for a while now, but he's surprised when he learns from Balin that he's caught the eye of a few of the mountain's dwarves.

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    Possessions by

    Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works & Related Fandoms  

    03 Aug 2025

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    Thorin catches Bilbo cooking and seems awkward and embarrassed. The explanation as to why is a real eye-opener. Some mysteries hide in plain sight.

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    A Neutral Braid by for humancorn

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    22 Jul 2025

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    Bilbo waited until most of the Dwarves were asleep before singling out Bofur. If this was some sort of faux pas, he wanted as few Dwarves to bear witness to it as possible. He walked across the campsite with purpose, ignoring the sudden rush of nervousness.
    “Bofur?” he asked in half a whisper.
    The Dwarf looked up at him with a cheery expression. “What is it, Master Baggins?”
    Bilbo exhaled shortly, collecting whatever courage he had left. “I uh. My hair has been…” He paused a moment. “Getting in my face of late and I certainly don’t have the tools to cut it,” he added almost as an aside to himself. “And I was just wondering if you could braid it for me.”

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    Or: In which Thorin is an idiot, Bilbo is culturally unaware, and Bofur causes problems on purpose.

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    Not a Bloody Clue by

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    08 Jul 2025

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    Bilbo’s hair is entirely too long and by the time they reach Beorn’s house, it’s high time he should cut it. Unfortunately, his dwarves have a lot of feelings about this.

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    Braids of the heart. by

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    22 Jun 2025

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    Braiding one's hair with flowers is considered the highest form of affection a hobbit can show the one they care about. The dwarves dont know about this comfort and hurt their hobbit.

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