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Bilbo has been living in Erebor for a while now, but he's surprised when he learns from Balin that he's caught the eye of a few of the mountain's dwarves.
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01 Feb 2026
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Possessions by Porphyrios
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works & Related Fandoms
03 Aug 2025
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Thorin catches Bilbo cooking and seems awkward and embarrassed. The explanation as to why is a real eye-opener. Some mysteries hide in plain sight.
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01 Feb 2026
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A Neutral Braid by small_blue_owl for humancorn
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
22 Jul 2025
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Bilbo waited until most of the Dwarves were asleep before singling out Bofur. If this was some sort of faux pas, he wanted as few Dwarves to bear witness to it as possible. He walked across the campsite with purpose, ignoring the sudden rush of nervousness.
“Bofur?” he asked in half a whisper.
The Dwarf looked up at him with a cheery expression. “What is it, Master Baggins?”
Bilbo exhaled shortly, collecting whatever courage he had left. “I uh. My hair has been…” He paused a moment. “Getting in my face of late and I certainly don’t have the tools to cut it,” he added almost as an aside to himself. “And I was just wondering if you could braid it for me.”~*~
Or: In which Thorin is an idiot, Bilbo is culturally unaware, and Bofur causes problems on purpose.
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01 Feb 2026
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Bilbo’s hair is entirely too long and by the time they reach Beorn’s house, it’s high time he should cut it. Unfortunately, his dwarves have a lot of feelings about this.
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01 Feb 2026
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Braiding one's hair with flowers is considered the highest form of affection a hobbit can show the one they care about. The dwarves dont know about this comfort and hurt their hobbit.
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01 Feb 2026
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n a quiet night, while the Company sleeps, Bilbo hums to himself before softly singing the dwarves’ own song—“Misty Mountains.” Only this time, he adds a final verse of his own, one filled with hope, triumph, and homecoming. What he doesn’t realize is the Company is awake and listening. And what follows is something none of them will ever forget.
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01 Feb 2026
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"The first time it happens, Balin nearly spits out his drink."
Or: The Company witness Bilbo touching Thorin's hair. Little does the hobbit know, he's practically promising marriage to the king.
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31 Jan 2026
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What's Wrong With My Haircut? by etherealmithril
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
14 Oct 2025
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"Er, Bilbo?" Bofur spoke up, looking both confused and amused at the same time. "What happened to yer hair?"
"Oh, my hair? I cut it." Bilbo said with a dismissive wave of his hand.
"..What?"
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- Part 3 of Bagginshield-tober 2025
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31 Jan 2026
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Dwarfhood by xkingevelynx (ebony_dove)
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
10 Oct 2025
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Bilbo discovers that although dwarves and hobbits may speak the same language, that does not exempt them from unfortunate misunderstandings.
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31 Jan 2026
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This is my interpretation of a prompt I saw:
Hobbits when nervous or are in large crowds hold hands with the nearest person (Like sea otters) so they don’t get lost. Everyone in the company has at some point had to play ‘hobbit holding’ with varying levels of enthusiasm.
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31 Jan 2026
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A Memorable Misunderstanding by Xycho
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
18 Jan 2026
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Slowly he raised the scissors to his soft curls; the sounds of the scissors snipping and cutting his hair echoed in the quiet walls of his bedchamber, the sounds of snipping and hair falling to the stone floors repeated in the silence of his chamber; as Bilbo cut one last stray curl, a sudden wail of shock brought his attention to the now open door of his chamber.
He abruptly turns his attention to the door to see Fili and Kili running quickly at his direction, as Kili quickly took the scissors from his hands, he opened his mouth to protest about the rudeness of their actions, but he was cut off by Fili yelling “Bilbo! What are you…” Fili stopped mid-sentence, as he and Kili stared at Bilbo with eyes wide and full of worry. They both stand in front of him with wide eyes and feet frozen on the spot.
Bilbo sat there on his chair, confused with Fili and Kili's action. “What are you two doing barging in and stealing my scissors?” Bilbo questioned with an air of irritation from them rudely taking the scissors he had borrowed from Dori.
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31 Jan 2026
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The Shortest Hades/Persephone AU Ever Made by Chewing
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngshiù
07 Jan 2019
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Shen Qingqiu, the God of Death, takes Luo Binghe to his realm.
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- Part 2 of sv fairytale aus
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30 Jan 2026
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A Ghost at Gotham University by JustOdette
Fandoms: Danny Phantom, Batman - All Media Types
11 Dec 2025
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Danny has settled into a comfortable college life- what seemed like a great scholarship for a nationally acclaimed science program at the time- turned out to be in one of America’s most haunted schools, Gotham University. Meanwhile the Bats are puzzled by this odd kid from the midwest, and the way trouble seems to follow him like a magnet. Danny just wants to hunker down and get his degree- too bad the Ghosts and Rouges of Gotham have other ideas...
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26 Jan 2026
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you are who you love by kitschlet
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
14 Dec 2021
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Shen Qingqiu gets hit by an amnesia wife plot that selectively erases Luo Binghe from his memories. Luckily, the cure is simple: Luo Binghe just has to make him fall in love all over again.
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05 Jan 2026
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Shanks couldn't even stand a chance. Especially not with his heart. Neither ten years ago at seventeen, nor now at twenty-seven.
When, freezing in a daze of overwhelming feelings, the red-haired pirate, the Akagami pirates' captain, the rising threat of seas, stares at his longtime but still so close friend, Wyvern. Wyvern, the one who is still a nakama, though he himself never boarded as one.
Wyvern smiles at him, greeting him cheerfully and giving him a hug.
Behind his back are kids that watch with curiosity.
And something in Shanks shatters.———
Frustration ( lat. frustratio - “deception”, “failure”, “futile expectation”, “frustration of plans”) is a negative mental state arising in a situation of real or perceived impossibility to satisfy certain needs, or, simply put, in a situation of inconsistency of desires with available opportunities. Such a situation can be considered as traumatizing to a certain extent.
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02 Jan 2026
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I’ll run away with you by goodbye_blue for S_C_G
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
28 Dec 2025
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“If we are in the ghost realm, then we should head towards Ghost City. I heard that as long as you’re not looking to cause trouble, the lord there will help those who have wandered in by accident.” San Lang suggested.
Brow furrowing, Xie Lian pressed his hand to his chin. “The lord of Ghost City should be a powerful ghost king. Would he really help us?”
Or, Hua Cheng kidnaps Xie Lian in the red maple forest.
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01 Jan 2026
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The Gift That'll Live And Live by PeithoPathos
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - All Media Types
11 Dec 2025
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Caroline Jones is a 24-year-old gas station attendant living in the middle-of-nowhere Oklahoma. Her life has been on a downward slope since the day she was born, but one ill-advised evening proves that if you think you've hit rock bottom, its time to get the jackhammer.
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Modern girl gets stuck in the One Ring. More at 9.
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31 Dec 2025
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Gege, wanna get married? by MaybeAnArtist
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
12 Mar 2024
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Xie Lian says yes to Hua Cheng’s proposal before he can say he was joking.
Ah to be married to your beautiful best friend but you don’t think he likes you even though he MARRIED YOU because he has a beloved <333
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30 Dec 2025
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I slowly turn around, back to the ground, I lean over the edge, and fall. My heart skips a beat when the free fall starts, yet for once in my life, my brain is silent. But when I should’ve hit the ground, I didn’t; I kept falling. Life wanted to make one more joke out of me, I never hit the ground.
I keep falling, but as I look up to the sky, the stars look brighter than before, brighter than I’ve ever seen them. As I fall, I realize there’s nothing around me.
It’s empty.
But when I realize that it’s too late, my body hits something, but it’s not the ground; I hit water. The impact knocked all the air out of me, as my body sank my vision went out.
Or a self-insert found family story
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28 Dec 2025
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From Sea, Unfurling Roots by anchan
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga), 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
29 Nov 2025
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It's been two years since the son of the Pirate King disappeared on the day of his execution. But Fire Fist Ace is now back and readier than ever to set the Grand Line ablaze!
Already the News Coos are working overtime to spread the latest hot gossip—Pirate Prince romances a mysterious beauty whose stunning appearance rivals even THE Boa Hancock!?
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As the Qing Jing Peak Lord of Cang Qiong Mountain Sect, every word Shen Jiu speaks, every gesture he makes, is deliberate and calculated. ‘Reckless’? Not in his dictionary. So, could someone please explain why he is on the ship of the Strongest Man in the World and why he was caught snogging said Strongest Man’s adopted son in front of the entire crew!?
Join this lofty cultivator as he is thrown into the wacky adventures of his pirate boyfriend’s insane family—an adoptive father who’s one of the Four Emperors of the Seas, a grandfather who’s a Marine hero, a little brother who's part of the Worst Generation of rookie pirates... and how does the Revolutionary Army even play into this?
Ace, this is the kind of stuff you should tell your boyfriend before you bring him to a whole other universe to meet your family!
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- Part 3 of keeping you warm
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28 Dec 2025