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    Takayanagi Kyoichiro swears he's not suicidal, he's simply a suicide enthusiast. He can admit, however, that suicide via carbon-monoxide poisoning might have been more pleasant than getting flattened by a 600-pound truck.

    Ah, well, he's here anyway, he might as well enjoy the happy retirement life he didn't get to have before.

    Unfortunately, he has landed right in the middle of wartime, and there are homicidal ninja coming in for his advice. Just because he was a high school counselor and teacher who knew how to deal with emotionally unstable teenagers doesn't mean he actually enjoys the job, so please go away, thank you.

    TLDR; A former assassin-turned-ethics-teacher reincarnates into a world of ninjas and decides to enjoy retirement. However, these trigger-happy ninja won't leave him alone...

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    21 Jul 2024

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    Sometimes the end isn't really the end. Just because the screen has faded to black doesn't mean it can't light up again, with life rekindled anew.

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    08 Dec 2023

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    "Sarutobi Hiruzen never makes it back. Ultimately, Kumogakure's Kinkaku Force turns out to be too much for one man to take on.

    He dies-

    (He will never become Hokage, will never mentor the Sannin, will never will never will never.)

    -and the dominos fall accordingly."

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    The Butterfly Effect is a funny thing. It starts when Sarutobi Hiruzen dies in the place of Senju Tobirama, and tumbles on until Uzumaki Kouyou is born.

    He shouldn't exist, but he does, and now all of Konoha is going to have to change because of it.

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    19 May 2026

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    Satoru wakes up in a nice new world with no Tokyo, no students, and no Jujutsu High.

    Except that his name isn't Satoru Gojo, this body isn't his, and he's being told that this dead-eyed child of misery is his older brother. Well, it could be worse.

    At least it's not Shibuya.

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    Satoru is reincarnated into a world of shinobi, free of cursed spirits, as the second son of the White Fang. Somehow, through it all, the Six Eyes is still his burden to bear.

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    19 May 2026

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    There’s a woman in Konoha who picks up Kakashi like he’s a stray dog on the street, and she loves him with snipping and sniping.

    She shouldn’t be there, but she is, and the world is both better and not better, different, but the same.

    She takes his heart, and bleeds it, wraps it tight in butcher’s paper, and sets it in the ice box so it won’t rot.

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    19 May 2026