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    In its latest rulebook update, the NHL quietly added a ban on PDA on the ice. Is this merely coincidence or a response to Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov’s now iconic Stanley Cup kiss?

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    Shane and Ilya decide to attend the NHL Awards after their first season playing together for the Ottawa Centaurs. As Ilya sneaks out for a cigarette, he comes across an old friend and catches up with him.

     

    “You guys should have hyphenated,” Marlow commented. “Used both last names. Like Rozanov-Hollander. Or Hollander-Rozanov, if you want to go alphabetically.”

    “Would have been hard to fit on a jersey,” Ilya said. “And is a mouthful.”

    To his surprise, Marlow grinned. “Good point,” he said. “So how has the first year of married life been treating you?”

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    I really like Marlow yall

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    Rozanov cocked his head. “You speak Russian? Or just the curse words?”

    “Yes, I speak Russian,” he snapped, defensive and angry. He knew that it had been a mistake to even try to be friendly with Rozanov. “Why? Do I not look Russian to you?” He scoffed.

    “No, not really,” Rozanov said. Some of his teammates laughed, although they mostly looked surprised that Shane was speaking to them at all. Rozanov didn’t laugh, though. “Are you Russian?”

    “Go fuck yourself.”

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    Despite an inauspicious start, when Russia’s Ilya Rozanov learns that Canada’s Shane Hollander is fluent in Russian at their first World Junior Championships tournament, it changes everything and sets them on a different course. Instead of being branded as rivals from the very beginning, Ilya and Shane start off as friends.

    And, after all, a little friendly rivalry never hurt anyone, did it?

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    10 Jan 2026

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    I love shane hollander so much. Ilya and I should start a club.

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    In 2021, Shane Hollander reveals his relationship with former rival Ilya Rozanov to the shock of chronically online people worldwide, who’ve spent the last decade convincing the world he’s secretly in love with his teammate Hayden Pike

    Pink News! @pinknewsdaily · Jun 11, 2017
    BREAKING: New York Admirals captain Scott Hunter kisses mystery man on ice, officially the first NHL player to come out in HISTORY

    hayden pike no 2 fan (no 1 is shane) @hollapikerstrike · Jun 11, 2017
    I just know Hayden and Shane are watching this from Shane’s cottage with the goofiest smiles on their faces

    brocula @c0lifl0w3r · Jun 12, 2017
    atp im convinced all hockey players are gay like pack it up national homo league

    Luke @lukealittle · Jun 12, 2017
    Replying to @c0lifl0w3r
    if Ilya Rozanov is gay I will eat my own shoe

    (Or, imagine if #Shayden was the #LarryStylinson of the HR/GC universe)

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    He glances at the window. Nobody is looking. Their cards are down. All of their cards are down. He’s still looking over his shoulder. “You are out, you are on a team with potential -”
    “We,” Ilya corrects. “We are all of those things.”

    The start of the season marks Shane’s first year with the Centaurs and playing with his husband. He’s got a lot to prove now that the honeymoon is over.

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