TheAwkwardNinjas



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    a hockey injury makes ilya curious

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    “Should call you the Ottawa Puppies,” says the Toronto centre, Svensson. As an insult it makes no sense, so Ilya ignores it, until he continues, “Hear Hollander keeps you on a short leash.”

    Ilya is the captain, so if anything, he should be holding the leash. In English, you can be singular or plural, but he knows what Svensson is trying to say. He is saying Ilya Rozanov, you are Hollander’s bitch.

    “Only sometimes,” Ilya replies, grinning. He wins the face off.

    OR: Ilya trains himself to be a very, very good guard dog for Shane.

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    02 Jan 2026

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    hailey @shanesmylife:
    omg jj try not to draw a penalty challenge

    ale @oliviasvers
    I’m 24 and SCARED of the ottawa power play

    → Kate @KateMontreal
    Sometimes I look at Rozanov and I just can’t tell if he has a foot fetish or not.

    →→ ale @oliviasvers
    yeah this just isn’t a normal thought

    aka a look on twitter during ilyas first game in ottawa vs montreal

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    30 Dec 2025

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    Hayden Pike is notoriously terrible at noticing the many details his FanMail videos contain. It's a good thing that fans know how to keep silent.

    or,

    After the outing, we find out that a bunch of fans had already received fanmail from Hayden that featured mildly incriminating Hollanov lore but kept it to themselves.

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    29 Dec 2025

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    He can barely feel anything while Ilya uses him, carefully tipping over the fine line between pain and pleasure, and his heart stops in his chest when the console tilts just enough for him to catch a faint glance of himself in the screen. Cheeks red, eyes wet and cross-eyed, and somehow looking perfectly at home.

    Shane feels his head turn back in a silent question.

    Ilya’s gaze feels like a death sentence.

    “Toys aren’t supposed to cum, are they?”

    It had taken them a while to realise that being useful to each other could happen in many forms.

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    29 Dec 2025