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    During a mandated eighth year, Draco Malfoy returns to Hogwarts on probation, one failed class away from Azkaban. Forced by the Ministry to pass Muggle Studies with an Outstanding, he reluctantly asks Hermione Granger for help—and she agrees on one strict condition: he is not allowed to fall in love with her. As their tutoring sessions turn into something deeper, Draco begins to notice how fiercely Hermione’s friends protect her, and how carefully she avoids talking about the future. When a moment meant to be harmless spirals out of control, the illusion of a “normal year” begins to crack. Some lessons can’t be learned from books, and some rules are made to be broken.

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    25 Jan 2026

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    “I wanted dinner. With someone who wouldn’t— who doesn’t—”
    “Talk?” he offered.
    She huffed a laugh. “Think. Much. Loudly. In my vicinity.”
    A pause, wry and weightless. “I can be remarkably stupid on request.”
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    Hermione Granger’s latest experiment in the Department of Mysteries goes, technically speaking, catastrophically tits-up. The result? She can suddenly hear everyone’s thoughts. It’s a nightmare.
    Except Draco Malfoy’s.
    Around him, the world goes silent — blissfully, impossibly silent.
    So she clings to him for relief; he pretends he’s not quietly losing his mind over her; the Brains in jars judge them both; and feelings start happening without anyone’s permission.
    Magical neuroscience, catastrophic intimacy, and one very besotted Auror who never stood a chance.

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    25 Jan 2026

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    ...try, try again.

    Or: Shane Hollander won't be outdone. One way or another, he's going to learn to deepthroat.

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    23 Jan 2026

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    After the war, Hermione Granger was drawn into an casualship with Theodore Nott, who continues to cross a line she's redrawn a hundred times. When Narcissa Malfoy dies, a letter reveals that Draco and Theo once knew Hermione as children before their fathers erased "that muggle distraction" from their memories, a truth that cost Theo’s mother her life. As their buried history surfaces, Hermione stands at the fault line, deciding what kind of love she will allow.

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    20 Jan 2026

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    After a potions accident at fifteen, Draco must resign himself to living with an affliction for which there is no cure. Written for the 2021 Deflower Draco Fest.

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    20 Jan 2026