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"The first time Rodimus died, he was transported a mere 10 hours into the past. He knew about Unicron ahead of time. He had enough time to warn everyone about how the fight would go, enough time to draw up new battleplans over the course of a couple days, but not enough to realize that Unicron had held onto the same memories that he did until it was too late. Rodimus died again, his crew screaming as their shuttle was ripped open by Unicrons’ lasers, disintegrating where they stood."
Rodimus Prime failed often, usually at the cost of lives be they other peoples' or his own. The matrix revived him every time he did, putting him back into the past before his death. Each time he died, the amount of time he was sent backwards got extended, until eventually Rodimus is returned to his pre-prime body. Now Hot Rod again (and extremely jaded), he'll do everything in his power to stop himself from being put in a position to fail time and time again. Hot Rod will save his team, save his leader, save his family, if it's the last thing he does.
Inspired by Prime Time by raisedbymoogles
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What Am I When I'm Not Working? by TheConfusedTissue
Fandoms: Transformers: Prime, Transformers - All Media Types
07 Mar 2024
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Ratchet is the medic of team Prime. He's always repairing the others, monitoring their health, and handling all the odd jobs around the base that fall on his shoulders. During a rare moment away from the base, Ratchet gets attacked and injured by decepticons. He'll have to rely on his team to deal with his responsibilities while he recovers.
Letting other people handle his duties has never been a strong suit of Ratchet's, but he doesn't have a choice. Not only is he too hurt to work, his team is adamant that he allows them to take care of everything while he rests. It's his turn to be cared for.
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Washington has made friends who will stick by him through thick and thin, and he's made enemies who want nothing more than for him to die. The problem with that is he is nigh unkillable. Hargrove figures that if he can't kill this perfect soldier, then he'll make him join their side.
Or: Washington is forced into the mercenary's team.
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The Alpha AI didn't always have armor. He used to show his face freely and would project his hologram with civilian clothing, but after his first session with Sigma and Gamma he started to cover himself up. Soon he was fully protected. Soon he couldn't remember what it was like to be without armor. Soon he doesn't know why he'd want to take it off. Eventually, he doesn't remember how to.
Inspired by perma-dead's post on Tumblr. Link in the notes.
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Learning to Care for Myself (And How to Trust You) by TheConfusedTissue
Fandoms: Red vs. Blue
14 Apr 2023
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How Washington changed as a character throughout the course of the series but it's shown via hair cutting.
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Things have been difficult since the Metal Breath with his team had been lost. He had failed them, he couldn't keep his promise. He deserves this.
If he would just open his eyes and realize he was in denial then he would find the solution to all of his problems. Musclehyde only wanted what was best for him.
[Contains Possible S2 Spoilers]
[Art Included~]Bookmarked by TheConfusedTissue
30 Dec 2025
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Read later, too interesting to pass up
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Black Hook and Heavy Iron finally found something they can completely agree on.
Poor Flame Nova gets to be their arts and crafts project.Bookmarked by TheConfusedTissue
30 Dec 2025
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Read later, too interesting to pass up
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Part 1 of "Eugenesis" by James Roberts.
I used to post these in ten minute chunks whenever I felt like doing them over the course of several years, so the audio quality is inconsistent and I apologize for that. It is what it is.Bookmarked by TheConfusedTissue
09 Oct 2024
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Rodimus vs. The World (Literally) by AbyssOfInfiniteVoid
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, The Transformers (IDW Generation One)
29 Nov 2023
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Minimus’ uneventful and peaceful day was interrupted, as it often is, by a frantic call from Rodimus.
“Rodimus, what-” His sentence was immediately cut off by loud yelling and unintelligible shouting, hurting his audio receptors. “Rodimus, slow down, I can’t understand you.”
“This planet’s trying to kill me!”
“Sorry, what? What exactly is trying to kill you?”
“The planet! It’s sentient and it hates me!”
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Or, Rodimus pisses off an entire planet. Somehow.
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06 Oct 2024
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Wash blinked. And then he heard it – it was faint at first but then there was a sudden outpouring of…strangely peppy music? He turned and looked in confusion at the overhead intercom speakers. “What –?”
A clink of ceramic hitting the countertop interrupted him, and then an event that was surely one of the signs of the Apocalypse occurred.
South started to sing.