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    Enrichment by

    Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)  

    02 Apr 2026

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    The Eridians have finally gotten the water feature in Ryland's personal zoo enclosure just right (even if Rocky would like him to stop calling his dome that).

    Rocky refuses to believe that humans naturally float. There is no way Ryland's entire species regularly goes into deep water for fun.

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    Mark Watney's Twitter Adventures by

    Fandoms: The Martian - All Media Types, The Martian (2015), The Martian - Andy Weir  

    13 Aug 2020

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    NASA gives Mark permission to return to social media. Hijinks ensue.

    Post-rescue.

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    24 May 2026

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    The Mark Watney Report by

    Fandoms: The Martian - Andy Weir, The Martian (2015)  

    22 Sep 2021

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    Space Pirate-Ninja @MarkWatney
    nasa must agree with me if they only censored my f*uck a little bit last time i tried to swear at martinez they replaced it with an emoji

    Space Pirate-Ninja @MarkWatney
    this is what power feels like: making some poor person at nasa decide which curse words are appropriate to be tweeted out over work wifi

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    24 May 2026

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    Stars Beyond by

    Fandoms: The Martian (2015), The Martian - All Media Types, The Martian - Andy Weir  

    20 Jul 2021

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    Mark Watney was going home.

    After near-death experience followed by near-death experience with a side of, you guessed it, near-death experience, Mark Watney was safe. He was… done.

    And, so, he laid down with no worries for the first time in eighteen months.

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    24 May 2026

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    the memory of the living by

    Fandoms: The Martian - All Media Types, The Martian (2015), The Martian - Andy Weir  

    21 Feb 2020

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    it's been thirty years. mark watney's dead and the crew has moved on. a recent mission has unearthed some evidence from the ares 3 site that might prove mark watney didn't actually die on sol 6, and the crew is asked to come in and look it over.

    basically, an au where mark died on mars, just not on sol 6 when they all thought he did. the crew watches his logs.

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    23 May 2026