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    “What about with other humans? Did Grace perform mating activity with other humans?” Rocky chitters, rolling over to me. I push air out of my nose slowly, trying not to freak out and scare Rocky.

    “Not… not many times. Like. Once,” I stammer, gripping the edge of the counter. Maybe I should sit. I definitely should sit. I collapse back into the chair, staring at the ceiling.

    “What happen, question? Grace have not many partners. No one want procreate with Grace, question? Sad sad sad. Embarrass, but Rocky no tell anyone.” Okay that’s it, I’m not having this discussion any longer.

    TLDR: Grace doesn’t think he has much sexual experience. Well… he still has some remembering to do.

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    06 May 2026

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    Whoever you are you're a genius and I've read this twice

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    Scrambling frantically, Grace manages to take a look out the window. And there it is. In the not so far distance floats what seems to be a…. Submarine?? He rubs his eyes incredulously. This is by no means possible. But then again. He befriended a talking rock with an IQ of approximately 300 and went space fishing for unknown bacteria while the sky was practically burning so a submarine in space shouldn’t really stand out that much… right?

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    24 Apr 2026

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    DRYHUMP PLEASE

  3. Public Bookmark 78

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    Quirrel’s attempt on his life is interrupted by a certain fool stealing his nail. Now Tiso keeps following him around and Quirrel is wondering if starting anew would really be that bad.

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    16 Feb 2023

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    You weren't a technician, you weren't a security guard, you weren't a daycare assistant. You're just an employee. Staff. The ‘jack-of-all-trades’ employee with mediocre at best skills and specialty in none, tasked with doing miscellaneous jobs that robots couldn't do and human staff couldn't care to. The job is unpredictable, but it pays good and it's relatively easy.

    Except for the part where all the animatronics are more sentient than you thought, and you're roped into a mystery surrounding the Daycare Attendants, who are bit too curious about you for your liking.

    You don't think this was in your employee contact.

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    08 Jul 2022

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    Pleasssssse update, I'm begging you

  5. Rec 85

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    Kinktober Day 4: Fisting
    YES, FISTING. SHUSHSHUSHS I THINK ITS COOL I SWEAR ITS NOT TERRIBLE
    hopefully I can get this done on time holy shit I’m falling behind help (spoiler: i did not)
    I was gonna do blindfolds but I fucking forgot so
    I really wanted to somehow incorporate face-sitting into this, but I could not find a way at all :( will definitely want to use it later on though!
    dreamnotfound w/ bottom dream bc slutty dream slutty dream slutty dream slu
    I do wanna do dreamnap at some point but I really wanted to do fisting with bottom Dream and I had top Sapnap for day 3, so this way it balances out a bit better! I’m prob gonna do dreamnap for day 6, cause i wanna do mirrors with them :D
    IM SO SORRY THIS IS SO MUCH SHORTER I NEED TO GET BACK ON SCHEDULE

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    03 Dec 2020