19 Works by TheFriendliestPunk
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The world ended long before Cali was raised in its remains. She aims to be Nightshade's best and brightest - a mercenary band scavenging a post-apocalyptic landscape. But when Cali makes a mistake with a terrible cost, she must decide whether to peck the bones of the old world or face something far worse: high school.
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Tav and Astarion find a rare moment of peace in their search for Cazador only to realize Astarion is not as far out of his former master's reach as he thought. Pitted against each other in a desperate battle, Tav scrambles for a way to break the vampire's compulsion before it's too late.
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I Have Seen The Throne Of The Gods, And It Was Empty by TheFriendliestPunk
Fandoms: Dragon Age: Inquisition, Dragon Age (Video Games)
09 May 2025
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Corypheus' words in Haven left Ellana more rattled than she lets on. After being named Inquisitor, she seeks out the only person who might understand.
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- Part 2 of Inquisition Snippets
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- English
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- 1,750
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 5
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- 26
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Girl has two pieces of Innocence. Girl runs into Kanda in Mater. Chaos ensues.
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Tav scouts ahead in Auntie Ethel's lair while the rest of the party helps the trapped survivors. Unfortunately, they roll a 1 on stealth and must fight Ethel off alone, protect the hag's captive, Mayrina, and buy time for help that may or may not be coming.
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- Part 2 of Feral Druid Tav
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Temporary Incineration by TheFriendliestPunk
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games), baldur's gate 3 - Fandom
04 Aug 2023
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While locked in combat with the Paladins of Tyr, Gale is mortally wounded and Tav scrambles to save him. They must come to terms with their companion's mortality and navigate an elaborate (or ingenious, depending who you ask) protocol to prevent disaster.
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- Part 1 of Feral Druid Tav
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Faith Magic by TheFriendliestPunk
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses, Fire Emblem Musou: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem Warriors: Three Hopes
26 May 2023
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Shez is the new merc in town with a mysterious past, enemy magic, and something beneath their amicable mask that sets off every warning bell in Hubert's overprotective, conniving little noggin. His suspicion drives him to make a grievous mistake that leaves Shez scarred. Hubert must decide whether to offer his trust or risk losing Shez altogether.
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No Longer All of Me by TheFriendliestPunk
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses, Fire Emblem Musou: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem Warriors: Three Hopes
11 Apr 2023
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Dimitri has been struggling with nightmares for years. He learns that he isn't alone and things will get better.
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- English
- Words:
- 1,364
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 2
- Hits:
- 69
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If Our Lives Had Been Different by TheFriendliestPunk
Fandoms: Dragon Age: Inquisition, Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age - All Media Types
01 Dec 2022
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Samson arrives at Skyhold as a prisoner. With his judgment looming, Ellana is struggling to decide what his fate should be. She decides to pay him a visit and ends up learning more about him, as well as her lover, than she bargained for.
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- Part 4 of Inquisition Snippets
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Recognizable by TheFriendliestPunk
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses, Fire Emblem Musou: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem Warriors: Three Hopes
11 Sep 2022
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Hilda is struggling after the battle at Gronder Field. In their attempts to comfort her, Byleth learns more about why Hilda takes her appearance so seriously.
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Hands Unaccustomed To Reaching by TheFriendliestPunk
Fandoms: Fire Emblem Musou: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem Warriors: Three Hopes, Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses, Fire Emblem Series
12 Jul 2022
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Byleth and Hubert mesh like you'd expect from an emotionless messiah figure and a homicidal emo band reject with a knife collection. Fortunately, circumstance and near-death experiences bring them closer together.
Basically I tried to write an organic transition between hypothetical C and A supports.
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The Flaws that Save Us by TheFriendliestPunk
Fandoms: Dragon Age: Inquisition, Dragon Age - All Media Types, Dragon Age (Video Games)
15 Mar 2022
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I know I'm like 5 years late to this party but oh well. Here's a snippet of the longer piece I'm working on.
It isn't safe to be a mage in Thedas, particularly when you're the biggest religious figurehead in the midst of the apocalypse. Ellana Lavellan has denied the lightning sparks at her fingertips all her life. But after being attacked by a stretchy flesh monster, a dragon, and a blizzard, she must decide whether denying her only strand of hope is worth the cost.
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- Part 1 of Inquisition Snippets
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Elation by TheFriendliestPunk
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate, Baldur’s Gate 3, Baldur’s Gate III
17 Nov 2021
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Retelling the elusive Weave Scene except Tav has the social skills of a feral toddler and there's no Mystra. At least not yet *raises eyebrows*.
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- Part 3 of Feral Druid Tav
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If You Give A Mouse A Harrowing by TheFriendliestPunk
Fandoms: Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age: Origins
28 Aug 2021
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Surana Amell has spent her whole life as the model apprentice in the Fereldan Circle of Magi. When she undergoes her Harrowing, however, she meets a kindred spirit who isn't all he seems, but who might just make her question everything. Our newly skeptical mage must learn to navigate the world and save the entire bloody thing in the process.
This isn't going to be a sunshine and rainbows kind of story, folks. I'm going for bittersweet with this one, so be warned <3
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Falling for Someone's Reflection by TheFriendliestPunk
Fandoms: Dragon Age: Inquisition, Dragon Age - All Media Types
29 Apr 2021
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We all know what scene this is retelling. I am a simple woman with simple tastes. Enjoy.
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- Part 3 of Inquisition Snippets
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Seeing your own reflection is a luxury most take for granted, but Astarion hasn't seen his in over two centuries. He opens up and Tav offers to be a mirror for the vampire that is so quickly gaining their affection and maybe against better judgement, their trust.
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Blooming in the Aftermath by TheFriendliestPunk
Fandoms: Dragon Age II, Dragon Age - All Media Types
28 Apr 2021
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Snippets of a longer project. Hawke and Fenris travel together as friends after the events in Kirkwall, but rekindling the spark they had so many years ago may not be beyond their reach.
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When The War Is Over by TheFriendliestPunk
Fandoms: Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age: Inquisition
08 Oct 2020
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Predictably, even a giant Fade spider isn't enough to kill Hawke. Fenris hurries back to Skyhold to meet her and two idiots in love finally get their happy reunion.
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After a battle of betrayals, famed killer Tyrian Callows is back on the loose, Clover is down for the count, and Qrow is faced with a choice. A story in which my favorite RWBY boys get a happy ending and sometimes a stroke of luck is enough to win the day.