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    Eddie’s ready to retract his previous statement. He now fully understands the hype of blowjobs, even more so as Buck verbalised intangible words, sending vibrations through him, arms encasing him enough that even thrusting was an effort to do. Buck seemed to appreciate the help though.

    He swore he only closed his eyes for a moment, looking up at the light above them, but when he opened them again, it was dark. No longer was he looking at the loft’s far up ceiling, but instead his own bedroom’s one.

    He didn’t shoot awake with a gasp, in fact he was silent, lying in his own disgust while his sheets were tangled around his hips, sticky and damp. The phantom sensation of Buck’s hands pressing into his lower back lingered even though it technically wasn’t even there in the first place. He groaned, scrubbing a hand over his face.

     

    — (where eddie diaz keeps having wet dreams of his best friend)

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    15 Jan 2026

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    Eddie gets a vibrator.

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    15 Jan 2026

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    “You should watch Heated Rivalry! It’s perfect for you guys,” Hen said brightly, rising from her chair and making her way toward the sink to dump out the rest of her coffee.

    Ravi’s accompanying nod was almost grave. “HBO Max.”

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    Buck and Eddie watch Heated Rivalry together and get a little... heated, together.

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    14 Jan 2026

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    Eddie Diaz doesn't believe in magic. But that doesn't matter because magic obviously believes in him... Believes he needs something in him.

    Buck is lonely. Buck buys a new fleshlight after tearing through his old one. Eddie gets the pounding(s) of his lifetime. These things are somehow related.

    (Buck is having a great time. Eddie... Not so much.)

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    07 Sep 2025

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    After a pause, Eddie asked, “You ever think about just… keeping it going?”

    Buck blinked. “What, like living together forever?”

    A snort filled the air, and Eddie looked half amused and half serious. “I dunno, maybe? Something like that. I mean, look, it’s a new year, right? Anything could happen. But neither of us wanna be alone forever. So, maybe if we’re both still single in a year or whatever, we could just—” he waved a hand vaguely, like he was lassoing the future— ”make it official.”

    “Official?” he echoed, head even fuzzier now.

    Eddie’s mouth twitched. “Yeah, we could just get married, or something close enough to it."

    Buck’s heart tripped over itself.

    On New Year's Eve, Buck and Eddie made a drunken pact: if they were both still single in a year, they'd marry each other. They didn't mean to start sabotaging the other's love life to make it happen, but somewhere along the way, that's exactly what they ended up doing.

    Now the only question is... how far are they willing to take it?

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    07 Sep 2025