TheWitchesWife
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If You're Not Falling, You're Not Climbing by TheWitchesWife
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
28 Mar 2026
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Rio is new to rock-climbing, but quickly fell in love with the sport. Her friend tried to get her into it as a way to meet people, but Rio is pretty uninterested in socialising. However, one climber whose strength (and beauty) Rio admires has other plans.
Or: Rock climbing AU no one asked for.
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After having an amazing night with the hot MILF you'd met at work, she never called you back. You were determined to get over it until you ran into her at the grocery store. While you thought the run-in was going to be as close to closure as you'd get, you were surprised when it led to you finally getting the call you'd been waiting weeks for.
OR Reader is still down bad and wants another piece of Eve's inner freak.
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- Part 2 of All About Eve
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You work at a coffee shop, and the Monday rush is insane. Enter Agnes, a detective who loves coffee but hates waiting in line. As annoyed as you are when you first meet, there's something about her that makes her one of your favourite customers. She clearly couldn't care less about you, or so you thought, until one day she actually acknowledges your existence.
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As a receptionist at a shady massage parlor, you'd seen your fair share of creeps and weirdos. But when a gorgeous older woman walks in one day, you're enchanted by her and you find yourself wanting to know more.
Or: What if Eve had actually gone into the massage parlor in episode 6?
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- Part 1 of All About Eve
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After watching the AAA Q&A way too many times, this idea came to me.
We all know they can't put them in a live interview together because their chemistry would blow up a building so I made the banter up in my head and here we are.OR: Kathryn and Aubrey flirt on and off camera.
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rio’s brain + agatha’s face. a match made for television.
Bookmarked by TheWitchesWife
08 Apr 2026
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But We Can't by forestgreentrees
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe
16 Apr 2026
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“Why are you so desperate to get under my skin?”
Agatha shrugged nonchalantly even though her heart was pounding. “You’ve lived comfortably enough in that palace of yours. I’d like to bring you back to reality.”
Rio-Sofia scoffed.
Agatha flinched when the door jolted. Rio-Sofia had smacked her hand against the door by her head.
“Again, you don’t know what you’re talking about.”
OR: After second in line to the Spanish thrown, Princess Rio-Sofia Vidal was photographed kissing a woman, scandalising the Spanish royal family. Queen Isabella IV sends her daughter to university in London to keep her out of the public eye. This is where she meets Agatha Harkness, and no, they don't get off on the right foot.
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- Part 1 of But We Can't
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- 50/50
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Bookmarked by TheWitchesWife
14 Nov 2025
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Couldn't Want You More If I Tried Any Harder by strangetimesandparallellines
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
26 Oct 2025
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Rio smiled, wiping Agatha’s falling tears with the pad of her thumb. “You wanna have fun?”
Agatha nodded. “I want us to have fun.”
“Give you some new material for song writing?” Rio teased, giving her a quick kiss.
“Oh baby, the stuff we’re about to do, the radio stations would never play us again if I wrote songs about it.”
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07 Nov 2025
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Rules for Co-Parenting With Your Witch of an Ex by paperairplanesopenwindows
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
27 Aug 2025
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Rio had begun to type a series of question marks when an image came through.
It was a picture of Agatha's (gorgeous, amazing, wonderful) hands. One of those hands was flipping Rio off. The other hand was holding a positive pregnancy test.
Rio felt her stomach lurch. Oh shit. Oh shit.
aka The Babytrap AU
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- Part 1 of The Babytrap AU
Bookmarked by TheWitchesWife
27 Aug 2025
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“Are you in love with me, Agatha?”
This didn’t feel like dinner conversation. This felt like a twenty-shots deep in the bathroom of a nightclub conversation.
“I preferred when we were talking about football.”
“And I prefer when we talk about us.”
Brown eyes never left grey, and a sick feeling twisted Agatha’s stomach.
The boundaries of friendship and the push. That was their relationship in a nutshell. They didn’t talk about the blur of lines or the kissing or the fucking. And now Rio wanted to talk about love?
“Win the Euros.”
Rio’s eyebrows furrowed. “What-”
“Win the Euros,” Agatha repeated. “Then you’ll get your answer.”
OR: it's the 2025 Women's Euros and Barcelona teammates Rio Vidal and Agatha Harkness must go head to head as they compete for their countries. But it's more than that now when Rio presents a question to Agatha that she and the rest of the world want the answer to...is Agatha in love with her? Only a Euros trophy stands in the way of Rio getting that answer.
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- Part 1 of We're Never Done
Bookmarked by TheWitchesWife
19 Aug 2025