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“Tea!” Crowley declared. “You love a good cup of tea!” He snapped his fingers and handed Aziraphale a mug of tea.
Aziraphale sniffled into it. “Miracle tea is just never as good as made tea.”
“I’ll make you a cup of tea, then,” Crowley said determinedly. He went to Aziraphale’s little kitchen and hunted for tea. He found a tin labeled tea leaves. He took down Aziraphale’s favorite mug, with the angel wings, and scooped tea into it. He looked critically into the mug and scooped more tea in. Then a bit more. Then he added another dash for good measure. The mug was nearly ¾ full with tea leaves. He didn’t add more; it seemed like plenty to him.
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Following the lack of the End of the World, Aziraphale falls into a depression, sure that he'll never have the chance to find his soulmate now.
Crowley's determined to help Aziraphale, even if it means losing him.
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It would be easier, Aziraphale thinks, if he could just stop seeing Crowley. Shake hands on a job well-done and walk away.
But he can’t. Not just for Crowley’s sake -- who has been very jumpy since the bookshop fire -- but his own, also. Aziraphale genuinely enjoys his company. They can talk about things they can’t with anyone else. He feels most himself around Crowley. And yes, he worries quite a lot about the hapless demon.
If only Crowley didn’t want to Talk.
Following Armageddon, Crowley is ready to move forward. Aziraphale thinks he needs more time.
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Aziraphale was fretting. He had been fretting for a good hour or so, ever since he’d emerged from Hell and sat down on the appointed bench to wait for Crowley. He rather thought he’d have been fretting regardless, but he was in a particular lather because he noticed he was wearing his own corporation, not Crowley’s.
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It is lost to the mists of time* just why Aziraphale or Crowley had ever thought they should apply to be on the Great British Bake-Off. No one but Aziraphale and Crowley recall what happened after they made that decision.
*This is a lie. It’s lost to the mists of excessive alcohol consumption.
Having made their decision to become contestants on the Great British Bake-Off, Aziraphale and Crowley did absolute zero research into how one applies for said show, and simply imagined that very good amateur bakers are approached to compete.
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John Watson is utterly BAMF and basically a goddamn madman. Following are stories of him in Afghanistan and him in London, being the craziest bastard ever (Sherlock is besotted).
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Bertie Meets Aliens by ThetaSigma
Fandom Doctor Who, Doctor Who (2005), Jeeves & Wooster, Torchwood
27 May 2012
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Severus Snape is in a fantastic mood and Harry Potter needs a favor.
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24 Mar 2026
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Harry was seventeen when he walked out on wizarding London and exiled himself to the coast of Scottland. He had given his adolescence to the cause; he wouldn't give any more. Four years later, the headmistress is begging him to fill the DADA position.
"Just a year," he tells her. He is in no hurry to be surrounded by memories of his troubled past, and he certainly doesn't anticipate making unlikely allies so early on.
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24 Mar 2026
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“Harry felt his face heat, though it wasn’t with anger. That was, perhaps, the nicest thing he had ever heard Snape say about him. He told the man as much, but the professor rolled his eyes in annoyance and returned his attention to the game“
Harry goes to the Quidditch World Cup with the Hogwarts professors. It’s not as awful as he anticipates.
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23 Mar 2026
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Snape rolled his eyes, “Don’t know why you bothered to ask me. Could have just pretended to date the barkeep.”
Harry chuckled, silently wishing he had done just that. At least he wouldn’t be struggling to hide an erection when the barkeep got too close.
orHarry panics when a handsy coworker refuses to leave him alone at a ministry event. As always, he can count on Severus Snape to save the day.
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23 Mar 2026
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Severus accidentally sees Harry in the shower. It ruins his entire life.
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23 Mar 2026