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Salem, black cat from the U.S. American tv show, Sabrina the Teenage Witch, looks sassy and reads from a piece of paper



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  1. Rec 13

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    The Absolute has sent a goblin invasion crawling all over the area in search of some mythical weapon, though what that weapon is, no one knows.

    Well Astarion's pretty sure he found it, and by it, Astarion means him, because the sword is actually a person.

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    08 Feb 2026

  2. Rec 64

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    “Since I was — how did you say it? Was not at work today? I will take the night off too. Good employee Shane Hollander can do all the work himself.”

    Shane chirps Ilya a little and gets in a lot over his head.

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    05 Feb 2026

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    "Whose dick was Hollander gonna fuck her with anyway?” O'Connell says.

    “What’d you mean?” the other guy asks.

    “Asian dick, man.” O’Connell pinches his forefinger and thumb together. “No fucking chance that thing is big enough.”

    Is plenty big, Ilya nearly says, before catching the tip of his tongue between his teeth.

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    05 Feb 2026

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    Alexei Rozanov dies at 37. Ilya goes home for the funeral.

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    03 Feb 2026

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    The Voyageurs ask Shane to join FanMail in order to foster a better connection with fans. Internet sleuths start to notice some interesting details in the background of Shane’s videos, and then the internet does...what the internet does.

    Or Shane and Ilya are granted an opportunity to come out on their own terms. Sort of. And in they do it in a very Ilya way. (Surprisingly, it is Shane’s idea)

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    23 Jan 2026