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On the same day they were supposed to marry other people, Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy independently flee their respective weddings only to run into each other in a Muggle bar. One too many drinks, an admittance of a something at Hogwarts, and one impulsive courthouse ceremony later, they wake up married, naked, and headline news in the Wizarding World. Now publicly, and magically, bound for life, the former enemies must navigate one very inconvenient marriage certificate. It was supposed to be a disaster, so why does it feel like the start of something else entirely?
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30 Apr 2026
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Draco stumbles across a memory-wiped Hermione in a small muggle town. He should probably tell someone - people are looking for her, no doubt.
But it turns out that without her memory of him, Hermione actually seems to like Draco. He can even make her smile, and that makes him feel things he’d rather not examine.
Maybe he’ll wait to tell anyone, just for a little while.
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22 Apr 2026
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First, he stretches. Then, he exercises. He eats breakfast, and watches the street he lives on come to life -- the old man and his corgi, the baristas at the coffee shop, the woman who jogs, the daughter and father, and the Indian grocer all making their appearance. Then, he showers, shaves, dresses, and heads to his job as an Auror, where he has been on desk duty ever since he was pulled from the field because of The Incident.
Draco lives his life by his Ministry mandated Mind Healer routines, and he is trying to get back to being Potter's left-hand man, but the cannonball to his careful regimen comes in the form of a very cranky Hermione Granger.
Banter, fluff, eventual smut, an ensemble cast of friends and family and weddings and babies. Told in mostly Draco's POV, but the occasional random one, because who says Draco is the most reliable of narrators?
It’s a character-driven slow burn.
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- Part 1 of The Hum Hallelujah Universe
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21 Apr 2026
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Hermione Granger had run away from England. Divorced and left a single mother, she packed up her two kids and fled to a coastal town on the East Coast of America. A year after her spontaneous move, her daughter Rose starts school and a little boy in her class has a familiar color of hair. Hermione is suddenly face to face with an exiled Draco Malfoy. When their kids inevitably become friends, Hermione and Draco are forced into a hard situation
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14 Apr 2026
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When Hermione catches her husband, Harry, cheating with the wife of their former rival, Draco Malfoy, she doesn't hesitate to contact him to inform him of Astoria's betrayal. She didn't expect for Malfoy to already know. So when he proposes a plan to get back at Harry and Astoria in a way that might show them the level of pain they feel, Hermione doesn't hesitate to accept. Even if it means sleeping with Malfoy to do it.
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20 Mar 2026