ToHotForHeavenToCoolForHell
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The closest Alastor's ever gotten to romance comes in the form of—in order of increasing hilariousness—a couple of botched youthful attempts at kissing, cheap mass-produced smut comics, and the wildly entertaining tales of other people's sordid affairs.
He's never wanted sex. He's never wanted love. He's never seen a problem with this.
It's taken about a century, but he's pleasantly surprised to discover that the rest of the world is finally starting to catch up with his perspective.
More than anything else, he’s pleased that these new modern attitudes have given him extra opportunities for bad puns.
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08 Jan 2026
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Alastor considered the eager and rash freshly fallen sinner from the past, the confident one that slaughtered an overlord that very day, hours prior, and the happy television demon that hummed along to music sitting in front of him now.
Somehow, Vox hadn’t lost his eagerness and sincerity with the growth of power and violence over the years; something Alastor oftentimes knew he, himself, had lost sight of, arguably before he had even fallen.
Witnessing such authenticity, such merriment mixed with strategic violence, had Alastor realize the eagerness within himself to continue to witness Vox adapt and evolve. He didn’t need the television demon there, not for power nor entertainment, he simply wanted—longed for—Vox to be by his side for as long as the other was willing.
His eyes softened at the sound of Vox having started to hum happily to the tune of the radio demon’s favorite song. An easy humming that showed care by knowing the melody intimately.
Perhaps it was time for Alastor to finally allow himself to be inundated with want of something for a change.
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Alastor struggles to court Vox when being aroace. Vox is oblivious.
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05 Jan 2026
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You saved me, Dear (What have you become?) by Du_writing
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
31 Dec 2025
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Alastor’s mother died tragically by the hands of her own husband, but what if she had survived that attack? Alastor finds her body and takes her to the hospital. But the trauma stays and after killing his father, Alastor discovers his love for murder, all of that while his mother watches her son become a monster.
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Inspired by the song “Upside down” and "Daisies" by Black Gryph0n and Baasik
Now with art !!!! :3
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26 Nov 2025
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Alastor has just one dream. To be the first coloured man to have his own radio show.
Well, there might be another dream too…
To kill anyone who gets in his way.
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24 Nov 2025
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“Um... Vaggie?” Charlie asked nervously as she closed the door behind her. “What is it?” Vaggie asked from the couch.
“The media demons are here…”
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AU in which Alastor didn’t break Vox’s heart and agreed to a partnership (read: marriage), and together they wreak havoc on Hell and help Charlie with her little hotel.
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23 Nov 2025