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Anakin has been having difficulty orgasming. Obi-Wan tries his best to help him out
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Suho doesn’t get many chances to fool around with friends. In fact, this is the first time he’s ever had real friends at all. So he indulges them. Goes along with whatever they suggest, even when it feels absurd.
Like now. Yeongi is practically bouncing in her seat, glowing with excitement as she chants his name, as if she’s sending him off to war. And honestly, it might as well be one, because how the fuck is he supposed to play seven minutes in heaven? And more importantly, how did he even end up in this situation?
The stakes are simple: If Yeongi beats Sieun, then Sieun will be the one in the cabinet with him. If she beats Beomseok…Then it’ll be him.
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There was never a line, but somehow Suho crossed it anyway. He didn’t teeter along the line and slip on the other side. No, he leaped across without looking back and went even further.
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( or, beomseok keeps seeking comfort from suho because his failed dates seem scared to talk to him. suho knows why they’re fearful. of course he does, he’s the reason. )
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"Then we could both stay, and maybe…" Hesitation wriggles its way into Daisuke's voice, his gaze sinking, fingers twitching where they twist in the hem of his tank. "I mean, you know…"
"No," sneers Swansea. "Enlighten me."
"You could help me finish?"
Finish? What the fuck does he think Swansea is, a pocket pussy? "You got worms for brains? I ain't helpin' ya crank yer hog."
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Or, tired of stumbling across Daisuke's dirty magazines, Swansea cuts him a deal, but ends up biting off more than he can chew.
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一个罗恩在寻找魂器路上死掉世界的哈利遇上原著活着罗恩的剧情。