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    Ed is not joining the military. He did his stint, sold what soul he had to a genocidal maniac with a heart of gold and followed him for the rest of his life. You don’t get that kind of luck twice. This time around he is staying in the civilian sector, keeping his head down and sharpening his guillotine.

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    You don’t need to be a genius to spot that the only people profiting from this mess are smack dab in the centre, living it up behind three impenetrable walls.

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    05 Sep 2025

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    After his fateful battle with Nara Shikamaru, Hidan is resurrected in a world of bizarre technology, Quirks, and Heroes. He has no idea why his god brought him here—until Jashin takes an interest in a certain green-haired boy.

    “He crouched in front of bright green eyes, which gazed at him calmly amid the wreckage of bodies and blood, washing the streets red and gold in the setting sun.

    “...what’s your name?”

    “Izuku. Midoriya Izuku.”

    And that was how Hidan ended up with a kid.”

     

    A comedy of errors.

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    03 Sep 2025

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    A failed novelist from our world with no knowledge of Naruto reincarnates into the body of a Kyuubi orphan. Atsuko is content to languish in mediocrity as a career genin.

    Bored, she spends her spare time rewriting stories from her old world - only for a publisher to snatch them up. Atsuko becomes a best-selling author built on a throne of lies. Good thing there's no such thing as copyright law in a military dictatorship...?

    In which Atsuko shamelessly rips off the Western Literary Canon, is frog-marched into Konoha’s Intelligence division to become a corporate spy, and accidentally steals Jiraiya's thunder. Not necessarily in that order.

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    03 Sep 2025

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    “Anti-inflammatories?” Dazai asks, staring at Chuuya now.

    “Yeah, my bones hate me.”

    “Your . . . what?”

    “Dazai,” Mori says, still looking like he’s watching a comedy show, “Chuuya has hypermobility.”

    “Hyper-what?” Dazai and Chuuya both ask.

    Sometimes Dazai and Chuuya wear matching bandages.

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    03 Sep 2025

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    Chuuya always finds himself getting the short end of the stick where Dazai is involved, always finds himself cleaning up his messes.

    Dazai sows seeds of doubt in the Sheep, Chuuya gets stabbed.

    Dazai gets hurt in a mission, Chuuya has to write the report.

    Dazai leaves the Mafia, and somehow it's got jack shit to do with him?!

    But Chuuya quickly realizes that Dazai's leaving is no coincidence, and neither is Chuuya's capture. Can he live a life without the luxury of a partner? More importantly, can he continue to work for an organization that sees him as little more than a weapon?

    "I'm always the fucking threat."

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    02 Sep 2025