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    Ugly, lonely, and depressed, Wade Wilson has all but resigned himself to a life of solitude. But when a glory hole place called The Promised Land (the "Home of the Holy") opens up, Wade discovers a way he might be able to find some intimacy without traumatizing anyone with the sight of his skin. Enter Peter, the sassy, sweet sex worker who has a perfect ass and an even better sense of humor. They might (might!) be even better than Spidey's.

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    Yes. This is 100% the glory hole + identity porn love story no one asked for. It's a smutty, angsty, fluffy, funny rollercoaster. Please read the tags!

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    15 Apr 2025

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    the bookmark technically isn’t necessary, like i read this through to completion already, buuuut it’s so wonderful i had to give it a kudos and bookmark

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    This is a story of what really happened after Deadpool 2: Team X-Force utterly fucked me and now I'm stuck in the future with no Vanessa and a raging hard-on for this nerd guy working for Bruce Banner! Let this be a lesson kids, never fuck around with time shit. Unless you're super into the nerd guy part which in that case you should totally fuck around with time shit.

    Spidey and I fight crime, do a little team up action, and uncover the real reason my watch ended up breaking in the first place! (You won’t believe the twist!)

    Someone is behind all of my misfortune and once i get my hands on them, I’ll show them the real reason they call me Big D in…DAMSEL DEADPOOL IN DISTRESS!

    Fuck! I’m alliterating again...

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    10 Aug 2024

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    He takes a long, slow breath. Ignores the glares from the other students. “Superboy,” he murmurs. “It’s me. If you’re listening, I could use some help.”

    Or: 5 times Superboy saves Tim Drake, and one time Tim Drake saves Superboy.

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    12 Oct 2024

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    mmmmm yummy fic, too bad i eated it

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    09 Mar 2025

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    gnawing at the bars of my enclosure as we speak, crashing out and violently shaking sobbing the touch starvation to the point of aversion is too fucking real i’m gonna crash out weeping a second time<3

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    Soulmate bonds were looked upon as a blessing. For they were rare and few and far between.

    With the added presence of extraterrestrial lifeforms, there was a guarantee that it made it even more difficult to find any potential Soulmate that someone might have.

    And of course, not all Soulmate bonds were the same, most differing in variety. The point being, it was very difficult to find one's soulmate if one did have them.

    However, the media stated that it was always worth the effort. Soulmate bonds always worked out, either that be platonically or romantically, soulmates would be with each other for life.

    So, what exactly did one do if their soulmate kept dying over and over again?

    That was the question Bernard, Tim, and Wes kept asking themselves. Alternatively, Danny has no idea what's going on.

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    07 Mar 2025